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Why did the dyslexic mathematician go to rehab?

He was struggling with addition.

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An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible.

The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a fence around it.

The physicist builds a fence with an infinite diameter and pulls it together until it fits around the flock.

The mathematicians thinks for a while, then builds a fence around himself and defines himself as being outside.

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Why did the woman with the bad knee go to the mathematician?

Because her knees were giving her problems she couldnβt solve.

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What is a math teacherβs favorite sum?

Summer!

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What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own?

A pi-thon.

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What does a hungry math teacher like to eat?

A square meal.

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What state has the most math teachers?

Math-achusetts.

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What is a math teacherβs favorite tree?

Geometry.

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The mathematician served something special for dessert. Guess what?

It was a pi.

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After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workerβs boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers.

Angrily she asked, βIf you had 4 pickles and I asked for one, how many would you have left?β

Quickly he replied, βIf it was you who asked, Iβd still have 4 pickles.β

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I complained to my math teacher that it was too cold in the classroom.

He told me to stand in the corner. Because the corner is 90 degrees.

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Never fight a math teacher. Youβll always be outnumbered.

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Math teacher: βIf I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?β

Student: βA drinking problem.β

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