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A math teacher welcomed a new French exchange student into her class and then started teaching a lesson on fractions.
The French exchange student raised his hand and said, โExcuse me, Madam, but I donโt know how to say fractions. How do you say those?โ
โEasy,โ said the teacher, โyou just say the top number and then the bottom number is read as an ordinal number. For example, 2/3 is two-thirds, 3/4 is three-fourths, and 2/5 is two-fifths.โ
โThanks, I understand,โ said the exchange student.
โGood,โ said the teacher, and then asked the French student, โso how do you say 4/8?โ
โShould I reduce?โ asked the boy.
โThat would be best,โ said the teacher.
โOne-second,โ said the boy.
โTake as long as you need,โ said the teacher.
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What is a math teacherโs favorite sum?
Summer!
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What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own?
A pi-thon.
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What does a hungry math teacher like to eat?
A square meal.
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What state has the most math teachers?
Math-achusetts.
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What is a math teacherโs favorite tree?
Geometry.
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasnโt paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, โJohnny, what are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?โ
Little Johnny quickly replied, โNBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!โ
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I am pretty sure that my algebra teacher is secretly a pirate.
He constantly is trying to find X.
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Math teacher: โJames, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?โ
James: โA Headache maโam.โ
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I complained to my math teacher that it was too cold in the classroom.
He told me to stand in the corner. Because the corner is 90 degrees.
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Never fight a math teacher. Youโll always be outnumbered.
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Math teacher: โIf I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?โ
Student: โA drinking problem.โ
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