Jokes About Math Teachers



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Math Teacher Jokes


Why did the woman with the bad knee go to the mathematician?

Because her knees were giving her problems she couldn’t solve.

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What do the Backstreet Boys and algebra teachers have in common?

They both want you to tell them Y.

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A math teacher welcomed a new French exchange student into her class and then started teaching a lesson on fractions.

The French exchange student raised his hand and said, β€œExcuse me, Madam, but I don’t know how to say fractions. How do you say those?”

β€œEasy,” said the teacher, β€œyou just say the top number and then the bottom number is read as an ordinal number. For example, 2/3 is two-thirds, 3/4 is three-fourths, and 2/5 is two-fifths.”

β€œThanks, I understand,” said the exchange student.

β€œGood,” said the teacher, and then asked the French student, β€œso how do you say 4/8?”

β€œShould I reduce?” asked the boy.

β€œThat would be best,” said the teacher.

β€œOne-second,” said the boy.

β€œTake as long as you need,” said the teacher.

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What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?

Summer!

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What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own?

A pi-thon.

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What does a hungry math teacher like to eat?

A square meal.

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What state has the most math teachers?

Math-achusetts.

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What is a math teacher’s favorite tree?

Geometry.

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, β€œJohnny, what are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?”

Little Johnny quickly replied, β€œNBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!”

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I am pretty sure that my algebra teacher is secretly a pirate.

He constantly is trying to find X.

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Math teacher: β€œJames, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?”

James: β€œA Headache ma’am.”

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I complained to my math teacher that it was too cold in the classroom.

He told me to stand in the corner. Because the corner is 90 degrees.

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Never fight a math teacher. You’ll always be outnumbered.

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Math teacher: β€œIf I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?”

Student: β€œA drinking problem.”

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