Jokes About Math Teachers



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Math Teacher Jokes


A math teacher welcomed a new French exchange student into her class and then started teaching a lesson on fractions.

The French exchange student raised his hand and said, โ€œExcuse me, Madam, but I donโ€™t know how to say fractions. How do you say those?โ€

โ€œEasy,โ€ said the teacher, โ€œyou just say the top number and then the bottom number is read as an ordinal number. For example, 2/3 is two-thirds, 3/4 is three-fourths, and 2/5 is two-fifths.โ€

โ€œThanks, I understand,โ€ said the exchange student.

โ€œGood,โ€ said the teacher, and then asked the French student, โ€œso how do you say 4/8?โ€

โ€œShould I reduce?โ€ asked the boy.

โ€œThat would be best,โ€ said the teacher.

โ€œOne-second,โ€ said the boy.

โ€œTake as long as you need,โ€ said the teacher.

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What is a math teacherโ€™s favorite sum?

Summer!

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What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own?

A pi-thon.

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What does a hungry math teacher like to eat?

A square meal.

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What state has the most math teachers?

Math-achusetts.

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What is a math teacherโ€™s favorite tree?

Geometry.

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasnโ€™t paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, โ€œJohnny, what are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?โ€

Little Johnny quickly replied, โ€œNBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!โ€

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I am pretty sure that my algebra teacher is secretly a pirate.

He constantly is trying to find X.

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Math teacher: โ€œJames, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?โ€

James: โ€œA Headache maโ€™am.โ€

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I complained to my math teacher that it was too cold in the classroom.

He told me to stand in the corner. Because the corner is 90 degrees.

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Never fight a math teacher. Youโ€™ll always be outnumbered.

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Math teacher: โ€œIf I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?โ€

Student: โ€œA drinking problem.โ€

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