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Why did the woman with the bad knee go to the mathematician?

Because her knees were giving her problems she couldnβt solve.

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What do the Backstreet Boys and algebra teachers have in common?

They both want you to tell them Y.

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A math teacher welcomed a new French exchange student into her class and then started teaching a lesson on fractions.

The French exchange student raised his hand and said, βExcuse me, Madam, but I donβt know how to say fractions. How do you say those?β

βEasy,β said the teacher, βyou just say the top number and then the bottom number is read as an ordinal number. For example, 2/3 is two-thirds, 3/4 is three-fourths, and 2/5 is two-fifths.β

βThanks, I understand,β said the exchange student.

βGood,β said the teacher, and then asked the French student, βso how do you say 4/8?β

βShould I reduce?β asked the boy.

βThat would be best,β said the teacher.

βOne-second,β said the boy.

βTake as long as you need,β said the teacher.

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What is a math teacherβs favorite sum?

Summer!

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What kind of snake does your math teacher probably own?

A pi-thon.

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What does a hungry math teacher like to eat?

A square meal.

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What state has the most math teachers?

Math-achusetts.

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What is a math teacherβs favorite tree?

Geometry.

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasnβt paying attention in class.

She called on him and said, βJohnny, what are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?β

Little Johnny quickly replied, βNBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!β

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I am pretty sure that my algebra teacher is secretly a pirate.

He constantly is trying to find X.

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Math teacher: βJames, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?β

James: βA Headache maβam.β

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I complained to my math teacher that it was too cold in the classroom.

He told me to stand in the corner. Because the corner is 90 degrees.

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Never fight a math teacher. Youβll always be outnumbered.

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Math teacher: βIf I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?β

Student: βA drinking problem.β

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