Marriage Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Marriage Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why should you marry an Egyptian woman?
They make great mummies.
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Top 3 situations that require witnesses:
1. Crimes
2. Accidents
3. Marriages
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Marriage is a workshop, where man works and woman shops.
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Marriage is love.
Love is blind.
Marriage is an institution.
Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
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There are 3 types of rings common to the Millennial marriage:
the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and tindering.
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Alcohol is a perfect solvent.
It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
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It always takes two to create trouble in a marriage.
The wife and the mother-in-law.
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Marriage is an institution of three rings:
engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
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What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Before Marriage.
Boy: “Ah at last. I can hardly wait.”
Girl: “Do you want me to leave?”
Boy: “No, don't even think about it.”
Girl: “Do you love me?”
Boy: “Of Course. Always have and always will.”
Girl: “Have you ever cheated on me?”
Boy: “Never. Why are you even asking?”
Girl: “Will you kiss me?”
Boy: “Hell no. Are you crazy?”
Girl: “Can I trust you?”
Boy: “Yes.”
Girl: “Darling!”
After Marriage… (Read from bottom to top)
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