Marriage Jokes

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Marriage Jokes

Why should you marry an Egyptian woman?

They make great mummies.

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Top 3 situations that require witnesses:

1. Crimes

2. Accidents

3. Marriages

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Marriage is a workshop, where man works and woman shops.

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Marriage is love.

Love is blind.

Marriage is an institution.

Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

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There are 3 types of rings common to the Millennial marriage:

the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and tindering.

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Alcohol is a perfect solvent.

It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

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It always takes two to create trouble in a marriage.

The wife and the mother-in-law.

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Marriage is an institution of three rings:

engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

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What’s the difference between love and marriage?

Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

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Before Marriage.

Boy: β€œAh at last. I can hardly wait.”

Girl: β€œDo you want me to leave?”

Boy: β€œNo, don't even think about it.”

Girl: β€œDo you love me?”

Boy: β€œOf Course. Always have and always will.”

Girl: β€œHave you ever cheated on me?”

Boy: β€œNever. Why are you even asking?”

Girl: β€œWill you kiss me?”

Boy: β€œHell no. Are you crazy?”

Girl: β€œCan I trust you?”

Boy: β€œYes.”

Girl: β€œDarling!”

After Marriage… (Read from bottom to top)

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