Enjoy our team's carefully selected Marketing Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s not about the change, it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
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Why would Sherlock Holmes make a good social media marketer?
Because he’s good at stalking other people.
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Why don’t marketers make good chefs?
Because they’re too obsessed with serving ads rather than actual cooking.
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Why do cab drivers make good paid search advertisers?
They can really drive in traffic.
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Why didn’t the marketing couple get married?
They weren’t on the same landing page.
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What do you call a travel agency landing page?
A destination URL.
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I saw a subliminal advertising executive...
But only for a second.
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Why did the ad agency hire an acrobat?
For their ability to jump through hoops for clients.
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Why was the designer fired from the ad agency?
Because they kept kerning away from their work.
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What did the client say when they saw the final ad concept?
“Can we make the logo bigger?”
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How does a social media marketer stay cool during a crisis?
They just keep refreshing their feed until it blows over.
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Why does it take marketers so long to order a pizza?
Because they have to run A/B tests to choose the best toppings.
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Why do marketers hate trampoline parks?
Because the bounce rate is so high!
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Why would marketers make good football players?
Because they’re good at “converting” opportunities.
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What’s a marketer’s favorite drink?
Brand-y.
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What do you call a landing page with a high bounce rate?
A takeoff page.
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Two beggars were sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy. One had a Cross in front of him; the other one was holding the Star of David.
Many people went by, looked at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross.
The Pope came by. He stopped to watch the throngs of people giving money to the beggar who held the Cross while none gave to the beggar holding the Star of David. He felt sorry for him.
Finally, the Pope approached the beggar with the Star of David and said. “My poor fellow, don’t you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People aren’t going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you’re sitting beside a beggar who is holding a Cross. In fact, they would probably give more money to him just out of spite!”
The beggar with the Star of David listened to the Pope, smiled, turned to the beggar with the Cross, and said. “Moishe, would you look who’s trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing?”
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Benson runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising.
He has a chat with a friend who works in marketing, and he offers to make a TV ad for Benson’s Nails.
“Give me a week,” says the friend, “and I’ll be back with an ad.”
A week goes by, and the marketing executive comes to see Benson. He opens his laptop and presses play:
A Roman soldier is busy nailing Jesus to the cross. He turns to face the camera and says with a grin, “Use Benson’s Nails, they’ll hold anything.”
Benson goes mad, shouting, “What is the matter with you? They’ll never show that on TV. Give it another try, but no more Romans crucifying Jesus!”
Another week goes by, and the marketing man comes back to see Benson with another ad.
He turns his laptop around and hits play. This time, the camera pans out from a Roman standing with his arms folded to show Jesus on the cross. The Roman looks up at him and says, “Benson’s Nails, they’ll hold anything.”
Benson is beside himself, “You don’t understand: I don’t want anything with Jesus on the cross! Now listen, I’ll give you one last chance. Come back in a week with an advertisement that I can broadcast.”
A week passes, and Benson waits impatiently.
The marketing executive arrives and puts on the new video. A naked man with long hair, gasping for breath, is running across a field. About a dozen Roman soldiers come over the hill, hot on his trail. One of them stops, turns to the camera, and says, “If only we had used Benson’s Nails!”
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Did you hear about the new strategy where companies collaborate with ill celebrities?
It’s called influenza marketing.
It’s really going viral.
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Did you hear about McDonald’s trying to get into the high-end steakhouse market?
It was a Big Mcsteak.
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Someone came to the door asking if I’ve considered selling elevators to my friends and family.
I’m so sick of Multi Level Marketing.
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A professor explained about marketing to MBA students:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go to her and say “I am rich, marry me”. That’s direct marketing.
You attend a party and your friend goes to the girl to tell her “he’s rich, marry him”. That’s advertising.
The same girl at the party walks to you and says “you’re rich, do you want to marry me?”. That’s brand recognition.
You say “I’m rich, marry me” and she introduces you to her husband. That’s the demand and supply gap.
Before you say “I’m rich, marry me”, your wife arrives. That’s restriction from entering a new market.
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How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they’ve automated it.
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Why do cab drivers make good content marketers?
They can really drive in traffic.
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Working for a marketing agency is a real ad venture.
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A casket company has started marketing clear glass coffins.
I don’t know if they will be well received...
Remains to be seen.
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Why do SEOs love the farmers market?
Lots of organic content!
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