Enjoy our team's carefully selected Marketing Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb?
Itโs not about the change, itโs about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
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Why would Sherlock Holmes make a good social media marketer?
Because heโs good at stalking other people.
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Why donโt marketers make good chefs?
Because theyโre too obsessed with serving ads rather than actual cooking.
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Why do cab drivers make good paid search advertisers?
They can really drive in traffic.
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Why didnโt the marketing couple get married?
They werenโt on the same landing page.
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What do you call a travel agency landing page?
A destination URL.
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I saw a subliminal advertising executive...
But only for a second.
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Why did the ad agency hire an acrobat?
For their ability to jump through hoops for clients.
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Why was the designer fired from the ad agency?
Because they kept kerning away from their work.
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What did the client say when they saw the final ad concept?
โCan we make the logo bigger?โ
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How does a social media marketer stay cool during a crisis?
They just keep refreshing their feed until it blows over.
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Why does it take marketers so long to order a pizza?
Because they have to run A/B tests to choose the best toppings.
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Why do marketers hate trampoline parks?
Because the bounce rate is so high!
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Why would marketers make good football players?
Because theyโre good at โconvertingโ opportunities.
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Whatโs a marketerโs favorite drink?
Brand-y.
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What do you call a landing page with a high bounce rate?
A takeoff page.
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Two beggars were sitting side by side on a street in Rome, Italy. One had a Cross in front of him; the other one was holding the Star of David.
Many people went by, looked at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the Cross.
The Pope came by. He stopped to watch the throngs of people giving money to the beggar who held the Cross while none gave to the beggar holding the Star of David. He felt sorry for him.
Finally, the Pope approached the beggar with the Star of David and said. โMy poor fellow, donโt you understand? This is a Catholic country; this city is the seat of Catholicism. People arenโt going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when youโre sitting beside a beggar who is holding a Cross. In fact, they would probably give more money to him just out of spite!โ
The beggar with the Star of David listened to the Pope, smiled, turned to the beggar with the Cross, and said. โMoishe, would you look whoโs trying to teach the Goldstein brothers about marketing?โ
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Benson runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising.
He has a chat with a friend who works in marketing, and he offers to make a TV ad for Bensonโs Nails.
โGive me a week,โ says the friend, โand Iโll be back with an ad.โ
A week goes by, and the marketing executive comes to see Benson. He opens his laptop and presses play:
A Roman soldier is busy nailing Jesus to the cross. He turns to face the camera and says with a grin, โUse Bensonโs Nails, theyโll hold anything.โ
Benson goes mad, shouting, โWhat is the matter with you? Theyโll never show that on TV. Give it another try, but no more Romans crucifying Jesus!โ
Another week goes by, and the marketing man comes back to see Benson with another ad.
He turns his laptop around and hits play. This time, the camera pans out from a Roman standing with his arms folded to show Jesus on the cross. The Roman looks up at him and says, โBensonโs Nails, theyโll hold anything.โ
Benson is beside himself, โYou donโt understand: I donโt want anything with Jesus on the cross! Now listen, Iโll give you one last chance. Come back in a week with an advertisement that I can broadcast.โ
A week passes, and Benson waits impatiently.
The marketing executive arrives and puts on the new video. A naked man with long hair, gasping for breath, is running across a field. About a dozen Roman soldiers come over the hill, hot on his trail. One of them stops, turns to the camera, and says, โIf only we had used Bensonโs Nails!โ
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Did you hear about the new strategy where companies collaborate with ill celebrities?
Itโs called influenza marketing.
Itโs really going viral.
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Did you hear about McDonaldโs trying to get into the high-end steakhouse market?
It was a Big Mcsteak.
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Someone came to the door asking if Iโve considered selling elevators to my friends and family.
Iโm so sick of Multi Level Marketing.
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A professor explained about marketing to MBA students:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go to her and say โI am rich, marry meโ. Thatโs direct marketing.
You attend a party and your friend goes to the girl to tell her โheโs rich, marry himโ. Thatโs advertising.
The same girl at the party walks to you and says โyouโre rich, do you want to marry me?โ. Thatโs brand recognition.
You say โIโm rich, marry meโ and she introduces you to her husband. Thatโs the demand and supply gap.
Before you say โIโm rich, marry meโ, your wife arrives. Thatโs restriction from entering a new market.
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How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, theyโve automated it.
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Why do cab drivers make good content marketers?
They can really drive in traffic.
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Working for a marketing agency is a real ad venture.
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A casket company has started marketing clear glass coffins.
I donโt know if they will be well received...
Remains to be seen.
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Why do SEOs love the farmers market?
Lots of organic content!
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