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Benson runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising.
He has a chat with a friend who works in marketing, and he offers to make a TV ad for Benson’s Nails.
“Give me a week,” says the friend, “and I’ll be back with an ad.”
A week goes by, and the marketing executive comes to see Benson. He opens his laptop and presses play:
A Roman soldier is busy nailing Jesus to the cross. He turns to face the camera and says with a grin, “Use Benson’s Nails, they’ll hold anything.”
Benson goes mad, shouting, “What is the matter with you? They’ll never show that on TV. Give it another try, but no more Romans crucifying Jesus!”
Another week goes by, and the marketing man comes back to see Benson with another ad.
He turns his laptop around and hits play. This time, the camera pans out from a Roman standing with his arms folded to show Jesus on the cross. The Roman looks up at him and says, “Benson’s Nails, they’ll hold anything.”
Benson is beside himself, “You don’t understand: I don’t want anything with Jesus on the cross! Now listen, I’ll give you one last chance. Come back in a week with an advertisement that I can broadcast.”
A week passes, and Benson waits impatiently.
The marketing executive arrives and puts on the new video. A naked man with long hair, gasping for breath, is running across a field. About a dozen Roman soldiers come over the hill, hot on his trail. One of them stops, turns to the camera, and says, “If only we had used Benson’s Nails!”
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Did you hear about the new strategy where companies collaborate with ill celebrities?
It’s called influenza marketing.
It’s really going viral.
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Did you hear about McDonald’s trying to get into the high-end steakhouse market?
It was a Big Mcsteak.
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Someone came to the door asking if I’ve considered selling elevators to my friends and family.
I’m so sick of Multi Level Marketing.
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A professor explained about marketing to MBA students:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go to her and say “I am rich, marry me”. That’s direct marketing.
You attend a party and your friend goes to the girl to tell her “he’s rich, marry him”. That’s advertising.
The same girl at the party walks to you and says “you’re rich, do you want to marry me?”. That’s brand recognition.
You say “I’m rich, marry me” and she introduces you to her husband. That’s the demand and supply gap.
Before you say “I’m rich, marry me”, your wife arrives. That’s restriction from entering a new market.
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How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they’ve automated it.
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Why do cab drivers make good content marketers?
They can really drive in traffic.
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Working for a marketing agency is a real ad venture.
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A casket company has started marketing clear glass coffins.
I don’t know if they will be well received...
Remains to be seen.
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Why do SEOs love the farmers market?
Lots of organic content!
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