Marketing Jokes
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Did you hear about the new strategy where companies collaborate with ill celebrities?
It’s called influenza marketing.
It’s really going viral.
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Did you hear about McDonald’s trying to get into the high-end steakhouse market?
It was a Big Mcsteak.
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Someone came to the door asking if I’ve considered selling elevators to my friends and family.
I’m so sick of Multi Level Marketing.
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A professor explained about marketing to MBA students:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go to her and say “I am rich, marry me”. That’s direct marketing.
You attend a party and your friend goes to the girl to tell her “he’s rich, marry him”. That’s advertising.
The same girl at the party walks to you and says “you’re rich, do you want to marry me?”. That’s brand recognition.
You say “I’m rich, marry me” and she introduces you to her husband. That’s the demand and supply gap.
Before you say “I’m rich, marry me”, your wife arrives. That’s restriction from entering a new market.
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How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they’ve automated it.
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Why do cab drivers make good content marketers?
They can really drive in traffic.
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Working for a marketing agency is a real ad venture.
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A casket company has started marketing clear glass coffins.
I don’t know if they will be well received...
Remains to be seen.
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Why do SEOs love the farmers market?
Lots of organic content!
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