Enjoy our team's carefully selected Mario Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What would Mario say if he was a mosquito?
It’s me, Malario!
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My friend thought he was better Super Mario player than me.
But he was wrong on so many levels.
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Some people say that Nintendo has no 3rd party games.
They have obviously never heard of Mario Party 3.
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How do bad guys in Marios Bros. surf the internet?
With web Bowsers.
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Friend: “I wasn’t that drunk.
Me: “Dude! You gave a mushroom to a midget and said “Grow Mario! Grow!”.
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I mustache Mario a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
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Why does Mario want to be a celebrity?
Because being a star makes you invincible.
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What did Mario say to Princess Peach?
“What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller.”
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros. without using the jump button.
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If Mario lived in the United States, what state would he live in?
Luigiana.
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What did Mario say when he saw the Alpaca?
Don’t-a worry it’s a false-a llama!
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Why does Mario prefer to hang out with Toad more than Luigi?
Because he’s a fun-gi.
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Do not be racist, be like Mario.
He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
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What's the sequel to Mario Sunshine?
Mario Sunburnt!
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