March Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected March Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why do people take their time walking in February?
Because it’s not March.
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What do you say when someone dies between February 19th and March 20th?
Rest in Pisces.
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Why is March through May the best time of the month to buy a mattress?
It’s when they are the most springy.
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Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
Because they just finished a 31-day march.
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Can February march?
No, but April may.
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Girlfriend: “I’m sorry, babe, but I’ve cheated on you.”
Boyfriend: “I’m sorry as well, I have also cheated on you.”
Girlfriend: “April Fools’ Day!”
Boyfriend: “Mine was on 24th March.”
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What is a soldier’s most active day of the year?
March forth!
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My partner and I have been working from home since March 2020, and he has finally politely informed me that my typing sounds like 50 hungry woodpeckers trying to eat a keyboard.
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I have been working from home since March of last year.
I am an Uber driver.
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My wife gave birth four times and still fits in her prom dress from high school.
I gave birth 0 times and I haven’t fit in my pants since March.
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