March Jokes



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March Jokes


Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fools.

They were literally born yesterday.

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Why do people take their time walking in February?

Because it’s not March.

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What do you say when someone dies between February 19th and March 20th?

Rest in Pisces.

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Why is March through May the best time of the month to buy a mattress?

It’s when they are the most springy.

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Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?

Because they just finished a 31-day march.

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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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Girlfriend: β€œI’m sorry, babe, but I’ve cheated on you.”

Boyfriend: β€œI’m sorry as well, I have also cheated on you.”

Girlfriend: β€œApril Fools’ Day!”

Boyfriend: β€œMine was on 24th March.”

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What is a soldier’s most active day of the year?

March forth!

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My partner and I have been working from home since March 2020, and he has finally politely informed me that my typing sounds like 50 hungry woodpeckers trying to eat a keyboard.

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I have been working from home since March of last year.

I am an Uber driver.

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My wife gave birth four times and still fits in her prom dress from high school.

I gave birth 0 times and I haven’t fit in my pants since March.

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