Puns on Love



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Love Puns


What did the skydiver say in autumn?

I love the fall.

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What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches?

The Deli Llama.

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The sunflower was feeling lonely.

He said he just wanted to get some-bud-y to love.

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Why are spirits so lonely?

They have no body to love.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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Let me be frank, I love the summer.

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What do you call it when Spider-Man is involved in a love triangle?

A tangled web.

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Please, donut break my heart.

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Donut judge me for being a dessert lover!

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What did the basketball player who loved donuts say after the match?

Let’s go to Dunkin’ Donuts for the hole food protein!

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Hole me closer, tiny donut.

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You donut know how much I love you!

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Why do golfers love donuts?

Always a hole-in-one!

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Why do crypto fans love donuts?

Because they’re decentralized.

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What do love and fatty foods have in common?

They both go straight for your heart!

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Our love is a fruit salad!

We are a great pear and I cherryish you.

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I love your sweater.

I think it’s made out of spouse material.

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What did the electric socket say to their spouse?

β€œI love you a watt!”

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I donut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole bunch.

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I hope you like veggies cause I love you from my head tomatoes.

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

β€œI love you with all my art!”

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I love you un-cone-ditionally.

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I have so mush-room in my heart for you.

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What’s the difference between love and marriage?

Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

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Why do SEOs love the farmers market?

Lots of organic content!

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