Enjoy our team's carefully selected Love Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches?
The Deli Llama.
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The sunflower was feeling lonely.
He said he just wanted to get some-bud-y to love.
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Why are spirits so lonely?
They have no body to love.
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Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
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Let me be frank, I love the summer.
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What do you call it when Spider-Man is involved in a love triangle?
A tangled web.
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Please, donut break my heart.
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Donut judge me for being a dessert lover!
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What did the basketball player who loved donuts say after the match?
Letβs go to Dunkinβ Donuts for the hole food protein!
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Hole me closer, tiny donut.
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You donut know how much I love you!
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Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
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Why do crypto fans love donuts?
Because theyβre decentralized.
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What do love and fatty foods have in common?
They both go straight for your heart!
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Our love is a fruit salad!
We are a great pear and I cherryish you.
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I love your sweater.
I think itβs made out of spouse material.
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What did the electric socket say to their spouse?
βI love you a watt!β
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I donut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole bunch.
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I hope you like veggies cause I love you from my head tomatoes.
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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
βI love you with all my art!β
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I love you un-cone-ditionally.
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I have so mush-room in my heart for you.
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Whatβs the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Why do SEOs love the farmers market?
Lots of organic content!
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