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I have so mush-room in my heart for you.
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I wish love is like a baby shampoo it has โNo more tears formulaโ.
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True love is like a pillow: you can hug it when youโre in trouble, you can cry on it when youโre in pain, you can embrace it when youโre happy.
So when you need true love, Buy a pillow!
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Whatโs the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Love is a very complex matter of chemistry. And that is why my partner treats me like toxic waste!
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Love is like farting.
If you have to force it, itโs going to end in a mess.
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Love is a lot like peeing your pants.
Only you can feel the warm sensation from such an experience.
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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, โDad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.โ
After dinner, Georgeโs dad took him aside, โSon, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, sheโs a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot.โ
โSusan is actually your half sister, and Iโm afraid you canโt marry her.โ
George was brokenhearted.
After eight months he eventually started dating girls again.
A year later he came home and very proudly announced, โDiane said yes! Weโre getting married in June.โ
Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news, โDiane is your half sister too, George. Iโm awfully sorry about this.โ
George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
โDad has done so much harm. I guess Iโm never going to get married,โ he complained. โEvery time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister.โ
โHee hee,โ his mother chuckled, shaking her head, โDonโt pay any attention to what he says. Heโs not really your father.โ
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โDad, did you ever fall in love?โ
โYes, son. I did once.โ
โAnd, what happened?โ
โIn the beginning it was fantastic, but then your mother found out.โ
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You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.
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The only love triangle I want is a slice of pizza.
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I love summer in Canada!
Itโs my favorite day of the year!
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Why do SEOโs love the farmers market?
Lots of organic content!
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A balding man was getting a haircut.
The manโs barber said, โDo you know what they say if youโre bald in the front?โ
Man: โNo.โ
Barber: โThey say youโre a thinker.โ
Man: โOh?!โ
Barber: โDo you know what they say if youโre bald in the back?โ
Man: โNo.โ
Barber: โThey say youโre a lover.โ
The man perked up.
Man: โWhat do they say if youโre bald in the front and the back?โ
Barber: โThat you only think youโre a lover.โ
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Man: โGod, why did you make woman so beautiful?โ
God: โSo you would love her?โ
Man: โBut God, why did you make her so dumb?โ
God: โSo she would love you?โ
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Before Marriage.
Boy: โAh at last. I can hardly wait.โ
Girl: โDo you want me to leave?โ
Boy: โNo, don't even think about it.โ
Girl: โDo you love me?โ
Boy: โOf Course. Always have and always will.โ
Girl: โHave you ever cheated on me?โ
Boy: โNever. Why are you even asking?โ
Girl: โWill you kiss me?โ
Boy: โHell no. Are you crazy?โ
Girl: โCan I trust you?โ
Boy: โYes.โ
Girl: โDarling!โ
After Marriageโฆ (Read from bottom to top)
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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
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