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I have so mush-room in my heart for you.

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I wish love is like a baby shampoo it has โ€œNo more tears formulaโ€.

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True love is like a pillow: you can hug it when youโ€™re in trouble, you can cry on it when youโ€™re in pain, you can embrace it when youโ€™re happy.

So when you need true love, Buy a pillow!

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Whatโ€™s the difference between love and marriage?

Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

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Love is a very complex matter of chemistry. And that is why my partner treats me like toxic waste!

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Love is like farting.

If you have to force it, itโ€™s going to end in a mess.

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Love is a lot like peeing your pants.

Only you can feel the warm sensation from such an experience.

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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, โ€œDad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.โ€

After dinner, Georgeโ€™s dad took him aside, โ€œSon, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, sheโ€™s a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot.โ€

โ€œSusan is actually your half sister, and Iโ€™m afraid you canโ€™t marry her.โ€

George was brokenhearted.

After eight months he eventually started dating girls again.

A year later he came home and very proudly announced, โ€œDiane said yes! Weโ€™re getting married in June.โ€

Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news, โ€œDiane is your half sister too, George. Iโ€™m awfully sorry about this.โ€

George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.

โ€œDad has done so much harm. I guess Iโ€™m never going to get married,โ€ he complained. โ€œEvery time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister.โ€

โ€œHee hee,โ€ his mother chuckled, shaking her head, โ€œDonโ€™t pay any attention to what he says. Heโ€™s not really your father.โ€

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โ€œDad, did you ever fall in love?โ€

โ€œYes, son. I did once.โ€

โ€œAnd, what happened?โ€

โ€œIn the beginning it was fantastic, but then your mother found out.โ€

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You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.

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The only love triangle I want is a slice of pizza.

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I love summer in Canada!

Itโ€™s my favorite day of the year!

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Why do SEOโ€™s love the farmers market?

Lots of organic content!

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A balding man was getting a haircut.

The manโ€™s barber said, โ€œDo you know what they say if youโ€™re bald in the front?โ€

Man: โ€œNo.โ€

Barber: โ€œThey say youโ€™re a thinker.โ€

Man: โ€œOh?!โ€

Barber: โ€œDo you know what they say if youโ€™re bald in the back?โ€

Man: โ€œNo.โ€

Barber: โ€œThey say youโ€™re a lover.โ€

The man perked up.

Man: โ€œWhat do they say if youโ€™re bald in the front and the back?โ€

Barber: โ€œThat you only think youโ€™re a lover.โ€

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Man: โ€œGod, why did you make woman so beautiful?โ€

God: โ€œSo you would love her?โ€

Man: โ€œBut God, why did you make her so dumb?โ€

God: โ€œSo she would love you?โ€

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Before Marriage.

Boy: โ€œAh at last. I can hardly wait.โ€

Girl: โ€œDo you want me to leave?โ€

Boy: โ€œNo, don't even think about it.โ€

Girl: โ€œDo you love me?โ€

Boy: โ€œOf Course. Always have and always will.โ€

Girl: โ€œHave you ever cheated on me?โ€

Boy: โ€œNever. Why are you even asking?โ€

Girl: โ€œWill you kiss me?โ€

Boy: โ€œHell no. Are you crazy?โ€

Girl: โ€œCan I trust you?โ€

Boy: โ€œYes.โ€

Girl: โ€œDarling!โ€

After Marriageโ€ฆ (Read from bottom to top)

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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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