Logic Jokes



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Logic Jokes


Perfume is a very logical business.

It always makes scents.

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Once you understand why the pizza is made round.

Packed in a square box.

And eaten as a triangle.

Then you will understand vomen.

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A Man’s Logic

A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child.

The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first.

She says, β€œWell I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and a part of me.”

The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question.

The man replies, ’OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine?”

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After having failed his exam in Logic, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: β€œSir, do you really understand anything about the subject?”

Professor: β€œSurely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!”

Student: β€œGreat, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my grade as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you to give me an β€œA” for the exam.”

Professor: β€œOkay, it is a deal. So what is the question?”

Student: β€œWhat is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?”

Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an β€œA”, as agreed.

Afterward, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: β€œSir, you are 63 years old and married to a 32-year-old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 21-year-old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife’s lover an β€œA”, although he really should have failed, is neither legal nor logical.”

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Pizza Man: β€œDo you want me to cut your pizza into eight pieces or six pieces?”

Customer: β€œYou better make it six. I don’t think I can eat eight.”

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Earth is the third planet from the sun.

By this logic, all countries are third-world countries.

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