Llama Jokes
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What did a llamas mum say about the twin siblings?
They looked like the spitting image of each other.
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Why do llamas have such long necks?
To make sure their heads stay on.
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What do you call a llama with his head underwater?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
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How do llamas wake up in the morning?
They use allama clocks.
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Why did the llama win the rap battle?
Because he was good at spitting.
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Why did the llama cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s day off.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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My kid has a stuffed alpaca toy.
I call it her Dolly Llama.
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What did Mario say when he saw the Alpaca?
Don’t-a worry it’s a false-a llama!
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What do you call a religious animal that loves sandwiches?
The Deli Llama.
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So I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck.
Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
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