Enjoy our team's carefully selected Lion Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What did the mountain lion say to the bathroom attendant?
“Out of the way, I’m about to Puma pants!”
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If a lion is the king of the jungle...
Then shouldn’t they call it a reignforest?
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Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
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What would’ve been a better name for the lion instead of King of the Jungle?
Emperoar.
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What do a lion and a computer have in common?
They both have mega bites.
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What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?
Ryan.
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Why don’t circus lions eat the clowns?
Because they taste funny.
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Why did the circus lion eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal.
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Why did the barber keep agreeing to shave the lion’s fur even though it was dangerous?
It was his mane source of income.
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You’re riding a horse full speed, there’s a giraffe beside you, and you’re being chased by a lion. What do you do?
Get your drunk ass off the carousel!
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