Light Puns



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Light Puns


An electrician needed to change 8 fluorescent lamps to brighten up a large conference room at our office.

I asked him if he needed a hand carrying them.

He said, β€œNo, this is light.”

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How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?

Turn off the lights.

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Their romance started by candlelight.

But it only lasted a wick.

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I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light.

Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.

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The blue light special was on sale.

But it left me feeling blue-tifully broke.

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What is the definition of breakfast?

What a driver does when a light suddenly changes.

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Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?

Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.

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My friend, who has mild epilepsy, is an electrician.

He’s a light fitter.

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What’s faster: lightning, light, or diarrhea?

Diarrhea. Because I ran like lightning to the bathroom, turned on the light, but the diarrhea was already there.

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Why are people from New York always depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is always Jersey.

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What does the light bulb say when it’s being unscrewed?

β€œI’m feeling delighted...”

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Why is the sun not very heavy to carry?

Because it is really very light.

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Why did the sun feel so dizzy?

Because he felt light-headed.

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What do you call London without electricity?

Londoff.

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Why does an alien prefer a light year to a normal year?

Because it has got less calories.

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