Enjoy our team's carefully selected Light Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What’s God’s favorite beer?
Busch Light.
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An electrician needed to change 8 fluorescent lamps to brighten up a large conference room at our office.
I asked him if he needed a hand carrying them.
He said, “No, this is light.”
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How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
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Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
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I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light.
Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
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The blue light special was on sale.
But it left me feeling blue-tifully broke.
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What is the definition of breakfast?
What a driver does when a light suddenly changes.
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Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?
Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.
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My friend, who has mild epilepsy, is an electrician.
He’s a light fitter.
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What’s faster: lightning, light, or diarrhea?
Diarrhea. Because I ran like lightning to the bathroom, turned on the light, but the diarrhea was already there.
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Why are people from New York always depressed?
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is always Jersey.
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What does the light bulb say when it’s being unscrewed?
“I’m feeling delighted...”
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Why is the sun not very heavy to carry?
Because it is really very light.
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Why did the sun feel so dizzy?
Because he felt light-headed.
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What do you call London without electricity?
Londoff.
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Why does an alien prefer a light year to a normal year?
Because it has got less calories.
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