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Light Bulb Jokes


How many non-vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to stay in the dark.

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How many registered nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they’ll delegate it to the nursing assistants, but they’ll check the vital signs just in case.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on what it says in the script.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to film it so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.

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How many HR people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, the other to investigate the lightbulb’s complaint it was touched inappropriately.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to change a lightbulb.

Just Juan.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.

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How many Mcdonald’s workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can’t climb the ladder.

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he’s koalafied.

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How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. She calls the emergency number and demands that a police officer come and do something about the intimidating blackness.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

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How many tall people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to get a chair and the other one to call a short person for help.

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How many university graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it may take up to seven years!

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How many Apple engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They no longer make that socket, you just buy a new house.

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How many developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It’s a hardware problem.

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How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They’ll all resist change even if it means making the world a brighter place.

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How many Millennials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Enough to protest until the government does it for them.

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How many Gen Z’ers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They’ll just take a selfie in the dark.

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How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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How many Star Wars characters does it take to change a light bulb?

Lots because many Hans makes light work.

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How many Sith Lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they prefer it a little on the dark side.

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How many general-relativity theorists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate space.

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What does the light bulb say when it’s being unscrewed?

I’m feeling delighted...

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How many pharmacists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, every six hours for the next ten days.

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Two factory workers are talking.

The woman says, β€œI can make the boss give me the day off.”

The man replies, β€œAnd how would you do that?”

The woman says, β€œJust wait and see.”

She then hangs upside down from the ceiling.

The boss comes in and says, β€œWhat are you doing?”

The woman replies, β€œI’m a light bulb.”

The boss then says, β€œYou’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”

The man starts to follow her and the boss says, β€œWhere are you going?”

The man says, β€œI’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

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Guess what number of pessimists it takes to screw in a light bulb?

None – they gave up.

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.

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