Library Jokes
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A man goes to a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian stares at him for a while, then asks, “Who’s gonna bring it back?”
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My wife asked why I keep my guns in the library.
I said it’s for shelf-defense.
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Once I got kicked out of a library for being a mime.
Because actions speak louder than words.
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I wrote a novel about religious women.
The library put it in the nun fiction section.
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A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia.
The librarian says, “They’re right behind you!”
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Why did the Gen Z’er bring a ladder to the library?
To reach the highest shelf for the perfect Instagram shot.
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A kid from Mississippi is on Harvard campus for the first time, he stops a student and asks, “Excuse me, can you tell me where the library is at?”
The Harvard student replies, “At Harvard, you don’t end a sentence with a preposition.”
The kid said, “Sorry about that. Can you tell me where the library is at, asshole?”
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A blonde enters a library.
She goes to the counter and says, “I’ll like a cheeseburger, fries and a cola.”
The librarian says, “Ma’am this is a library.”
So the blonde leans in and whispers, “I’d like a cheeseburger, fries and a cola.”
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