Leprechaun Jokes
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A man enters a golfing tournament, but he is terrible at golf.
However, an evil leprechaun lives at the golf course.
He says to the man, “I see you are terrible at golf, but I can help you win the tournament, if you agree to never marry.”
The man agrees.
After he wins the tournament, the leprechaun asks for his name.
The man says, “Father Smith,” as he adjusts his priest’s collar.
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Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re usually a little short.
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A small Irish man escaped from prison today.
He’s a leprechaun-vict.
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A bard walks up to a bored leprechaun. How many tunes should the bard play?
Fortunes.
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What do you call it when a leprechaun sharts?
Lucky streak.
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What do you call a leprechaun drinking a Guinness?
Short and Stout.
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A leprechaun walks into a bar...
I guess it wasn’t set very high.
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In honor of St. Patrick’s day, I’m here to tell you everything I know about leprechauns.
Very little.
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Two leprechauns are in the forest and one starts eating mushrooms, so the other one says to him, “Are you having fun, Gus?”
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