Leprechaun Jokes

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Leprechaun Jokes

Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”


β€œErin, who?”

β€œErin as fast as I could but couldn’t catch the leprechaun.”

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A man enters a golfing tournament, but he is terrible at golf.

However, an evil leprechaun lives at the golf course.

He says to the man, β€œI see you are terrible at golf, but I can help you win the tournament, if you agree to never marry.”

The man agrees.

After he wins the tournament, the leprechaun asks for his name.

The man says, β€œFather Smith,” as he adjusts his priest’s collar.

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Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?

Because they’re usually a little short.

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A small Irish man escaped from prison today.

He’s a leprechaun-vict.

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A bard walks up to a bored leprechaun. How many tunes should the bard play?


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What do you call it when a leprechaun sharts?

Lucky streak.

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What do you call a leprechaun drinking a Guinness?

Short and Stout.

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A leprechaun walks into a bar...

I guess it wasn’t set very high.

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In honor of St. Patrick’s day, I’m here to tell you everything I know about leprechauns.

Very little.

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Two leprechauns are in the forest and one starts eating mushrooms, so the other one says to him, β€œAre you having fun, Gus?”

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