Enjoy our team's carefully selected Lemon Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Whenever I asked for something, my life gave me lemons.
That explains my acidity problems.
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If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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A man approaches a priest.
“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he says. “I’ve spent the week with seven beautiful women.”
“Do not fret, my son,” says the priest. “All you need to do is take seven lemons, squeeze the juice into a glass, and drink the juice.”
“Will that cleanse my sin from me?”
“No, but it’ll wipe that smile off your face.”
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What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help?
Lemon aid.
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Sherlock was gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting.
“A lemon tree, my dear Wat-son.”
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Boomers: When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade.
Generation X: When life hands you lemons, create a business to market lemon juice as a healthy, low carb, low sugar variation to lemonade. Make millions.
Millennials: Lol, as if anyone would just “hand me” some lemons.
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Why do lemons use sun tan lotion?
Because if they don’t they’ll peel!
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.
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Why did the cat like eating lemons?
Because he was a sourpuss.
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