Enjoy our team's carefully selected Lego Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call a PC made of legos?
Bricked.
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Watching the first presidential debate was like watching two people who shouldn’t play with legos argue.
One acted like he was under 4 years old and the other acted like he was over 99.
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A gun company has been criticised after bringing out a pistol covered in Lego.
The manufacturer says it’s perfectly safe, unless you step on it in bare feet.
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My wife bought me a Lego car set to build, and it said +3 years in the box.
I got the last laugh, I finished it in 2.
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A small meteorite is reportedly headed for Legoland.
The damage is expected to be about 50 square blocks.
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Chuck Norris once played with Lego.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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You know what Lego set Trump played with as a kid?
The wall maker set.
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What’s the most common operation in a Lego hospital?
Plastic surgery.
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Did you hear about the big Lego sale?
People were lined up for blocks.
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I lost my whole Lord of The Rings Lego set.
Now I’m Legoless.
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A lorry carrying LEGO bricks overturned on the motorway.
The police say they don’t know what to make of it.
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