Enjoy our team's carefully selected League Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Did you hear about the baseball player who can spot a fast-food restaurant from miles away?
He leads the league in Arby eyes.
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I’m thinking of taking up acting.
Does anyone know of a local soccer league I could join?
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Do you know the reason all the bat boys in major league baseball are replaced when they turn 18?
Because otherwise you’d have to call him Batman.
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What do you call a league with only two superheroes in it?
The Just Us League.
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I wanted to start a hide-and-seek league.
But good players are hard to find.
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A couple is reading in their living room after dinner, and the husband announces that he had a rough day at work and is going to skip going to his bowling league that night.
The wife nods and goes back to reading her magazine, but keeps glancing at the living room clock.
About twenty minutes later the kitchen phone rings, the wife starts to get up to answer it, but the husband tells her he’s closer, so he walks into the kitchen and answers the phone.
“What?! I dunno buddy, call the damn Coast Guard!” and he slams the phone down.
He goes to the living room and resumes reading the newspaper.
His wife looks over at him nervously and asks what the call was about, and the husband replies “Pfft, some moron calling to ask if the coast is clear.”
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A group of friends put together a basketball team to play in the local town league and called the team “Bye”.
So far they have accumulated 4 wins from opponents’ no-shows.
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Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball?
He was making too many Wookiee mistakes.
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What’s the world’s biggest mushroom competition?
The champignon’s league.
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