Leaf Jokes



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Leaf Jokes


Why do trees drop their leaves in the fall?

It’s autumn-atic.

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What did one tea leaf say to the other tea leaf?

This is a fine mesh we’ve gotten ourselves into.

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I just saw this guy going up a hill with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit’s feet.

I thought he’s pushing his luck!

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

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Why shouldn’t you iron a 4 leaf clover?

You don’t want to press your luck!

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What happens if a tree falls into mud?

It leafs an impression.

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I just found out Canada isn’t real.

Turns out it was all maple leaf.

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I used to have a job collecting leaves.

I was raking it in.

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What did the flower say when her son went off to college?

β€œI be-leaf in you.”

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What did the leaf say to autumn?

I’m falling for you!

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A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.

Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.

β€œMama, look what I found,” the boy called out.

β€œWhat have you got there, dear?”

With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered, β€œI think it’s Adam’s underwear!”

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