Enjoy our team's carefully selected Leaf Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What did the florist say to the customer who was trying to bargain over the price of the rose bouquet?
βTake it or leaf it bud!β
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Knock! Knock!
βWhoβs there?β
βLeaf.β
βLeaf, who?β
βLeaf of mistletoe over our heads. Kiss me!β
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Why do trees drop their leaves in the fall?
Itβs autumn-atic.
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What did one tea leaf say to the other tea leaf?
This is a fine mesh weβve gotten ourselves into.
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I just saw this guy going up a hill with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbitβs feet.
I thought heβs pushing his luck!
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.
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Why shouldnβt you iron a 4 leaf clover?
You donβt want to press your luck!
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What happens if a tree falls into mud?
It leafs an impression.
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I just found out Canada isnβt real.
Turns out it was all maple leaf.
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I used to have a job collecting leaves.
I was raking it in.
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What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
βI be-leaf in you.β
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What did the leaf say to autumn?
Iβm falling for you!
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A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.
Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
βMama, look what I found,β the boy called out.
βWhat have you got there, dear?β
With astonishment in the young boyβs voice, he answered, βI think itβs Adamβs underwear!β
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