Enjoy our team's carefully selected Laughter Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why did the blue paint laugh at the brown paint?
Because he was blue-tiful.
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Whoever said laughter is the best medicine.
Clearly hasn’t tried curing diarrhea with a tickle fight.
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Why do camels make the best comedians on Wednesdays?
Because they know how to get everyone laughing over the hump.
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What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
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A group of DnD players walk into a bar.
The bartender asks, “What’re you all in for?”
The group says, “We’re hunting mimics.”
The bartender laughed, the group laughed, the table laughed.
They killed the table.
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Who was the funniest person in George Washington’s army?
Laughayette.
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I heard The Joker just accidentally killed someone.
He was convicted of involuntary man’s laughter.
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Some cyclists are like clowns:
They dress funny.
They don’t follow any rules.
If anything bad happens to them, everyone laughs at them.
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My wife asked me why I was whispering at home. I said, I was worried that Mark Zuckerberg was listening.
She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed. We all laughed...
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At a meeting, the Boss told a joke.
Everyone on the team laughed except one guy.
The Boss asked him, “Didn’t you understand my joke?”
The guy replied, “Oh, I understood it, but I resigned this morning.”
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I can’t believe my parents support my choice of profession.
I told them that I wanted to become a stand-up comedian and they laughed at me!
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As a comedian, I see no point in going on stage.
They’re just going to laugh at me.
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When I was a kid, I told everyone that when I grew up, I wanted to be a stand-up comedian. They all laughed.
Well, I got a job doing stand-up in a comedy club and no one’s laughing now.
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Two drunk guys walk into a hotel.
Skippering one word after another, they finally manage to make themselves understood by the girl at the reception.
“So you want the cheapest double room we have, right? The only free one is on the 100th floor, but the elevator is broken.”
The two guys, in order not to spend the night sleeping on a bench, load their luggage and leave for the staircase.
Since one hundred floors, drunk and with heavy bags is a really tough challenge, they decide to tell a joke every five floors.
When they reach the fiftieth floor, one of them starts laughing.
“What happened? Have you remembered a very good joke?” asks the first.
“This joke is just so hilarious! Actually, it’s so good that I’ll save it for later!” answers the second guy.
When they reach the 75th floor, the same guy bursts laughing even harder.
“Are you okay? Are you still thinking about that joke from earlier?” asks worried the first.
“Yeah, but this one is soooooo good, I’ll save it for when we finish,” answers the other guy.
Finally, exhausted and tired, they reach the 100th floor.
Panting, the first boy asks, “So, what is this joke that has tormented you so much?”
Still breathless, the other replies, “Hey, do you remember the girl who was at the reception? Here, we left before she gave us the keys.”
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Two corns in a field were telling each other corny jokes.
They were the laughing stalk of the field.
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How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle their funny bones.
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How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle its balls.
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Why do elves laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
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What chocolate bar never laughs at jokes?
Snickers—he only snickers!
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A grumpy man spent an evening with his friends at a comedy club and asked his doctor for a course on antibiotics. Guess what for?
He thought laughter was infectious.
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My boyfriend and I always laugh about how competitive we are.
But I laugh harder.
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Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices.
You’re one of them.
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An onion just told me a joke.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
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Came home and found my wife in bed and told her a joke.
It was so funny even the guy under the bed laughed.
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What do you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
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On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, “What are your parents’ names?”
The student replied, “My father’s name is Laughing and my mother’s name is Smiling.”
The teacher said, “Are you kidding?”
The student said, “No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking.”
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If cows laughed, milk would come out of their noses.
I guess that’s why they moo.
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Customer: “Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny.”
Waiter: “Then why aren’t you laughing?”
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Yo mama’s so fat when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
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A bus full of ugly people had a head-on collision with a truck.
When they died, God granted all of them one wish.
The first person said, “I want to be gorgeous.”
God snapped his fingers and it happened.
The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This want on and on throughout the group.
God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically.
By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground.
When the man’s turn came, he laughed and said, “I wish they were all ugly again.”
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
You tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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