Enjoy our team's carefully selected Labor Day Weekend Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What did the squirrel say on Labor Day weekend?
βTime to get nutty!β
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What did the barbecue say on Labor Day weekend?
Time to get fired up!
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What did the beach say on Labor Day weekend?
Long time no sea!
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How do alcoholics spend their long weekend off work?
By giving their liver a workout.
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I had a terrible Labor Day weekend. My wife was in a horrible car crash and lost her left leg and left arm.
Sheβs all right now.
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I told my coworker I was going skydiving Labor Day weekend and he asked how many feet I was diving from.
I looked down at my feet, βJust these two.β
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Why do the employees get sick on Labor Day weekend?
Weakened immune system.
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