Enjoy our team's carefully selected Labor Day Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
A boss buys his employee a bottle of liquor to celebrate Labor Day.
The employee goes, “I haven’t bought alcohol in 15 years. I’m 15 years free.”
The boss replies, “I’m so sorry mate. I didn’t mean to break your sobriety!”
The employee responds, “Sobriety? No, I just have been stealing alcohol for 15 years and drinking it for free.”
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What do nuclear plants serve their workers for the Labor Day party?
Fission Chips.
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Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
They are key workers.
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Why did the painter take Labor Day off?
He needed to brush up on his relaxation skills.
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What did the chef say to his staff on Labor Day?
“Let’s take a break and cook up some fun!”
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What do you call a group of union workers on Labor Day?
A day of rest-olution.
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What did the factory worker say to his boss on Labor Day?
“I’m tired of working for peanuts!”
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What do you get when you cross Labor Day with a golfer?
A day to tee off and relax.
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Why did the electrician stay home on Labor Day?
He needed to recharge his batteries.
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What do you call a lazy kangaroo on Labor Day?
A pouch potato.
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Why did the carpenter take time off on Labor Day?
He needed to hammer out his vacation plans.
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What did the farmer say to his workers on Labor Day?
“I don’t carrot all, take the day off and lettuce celebrate!”
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