Korea Jokes
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A North Korean soldier runs across the DMZ and yells to the US Army, “Kim Jong Un is an idiot!”
And gets thrown in a labor camp for 16 years by the government.
1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and the other 15 for revealing a state secret.
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The Koreans were printing with movable type in 1403.
I was in 1402 and the noise kept me awake all night.
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This young Korean couple are lying in bed when the guy starts farting non-stop.
The girl can’t stand the smell and says, “Stop that! It’s disgusting!”
The guy says, “Don’t blame me, it’s the dog.”
“Don’t blame him,” says the girl. “He was cooked perfectly.”
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Kim Jong Un walks into a school in North Korea.
He asks a student, “Who is your father?”
The student replies, “The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father.”
Kim Jong beams. “Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?”
The student doesn’t hesitate, “The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother.”
Kim Jong applauds, “What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you’re older?”
The student replies, “An orphan.”
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My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
It was the end of my Korea.
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Why is North Korea so good at geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler!
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A Korean martial artist was giving away chocolate bars.
I asked if I could have 2.
He said, “No, you can taek-won-do.”
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