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Korea Jokes

What’s the difference between North Korea and the USA?

In North Korea, power passes from grandfather to grandson.

In the USA, power passes from grandfather to grandfather.

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Kim Jong Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea.

Oops! Spelled β€˜nuclear’ wrong.

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What’s the only drink size they allow in North Korea?

A supreme liter.

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In North Korea, you cannot throw fruits in the snow.

As they don’t have the right to freeze peach.

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A North Korean soldier runs across the DMZ and yells to the US Army, β€œKim Jong Un is an idiot!”

And gets thrown in a labor camp for 16 years by the government.

1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and the other 15 for revealing a state secret.

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The Koreans were printing with movable type in 1403.

I was in 1402 and the noise kept me awake all night.

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This young Korean couple are lying in bed when the guy starts farting non-stop.

The girl can’t stand the smell and says, β€œStop that! It’s disgusting!”

The guy says, β€œDon’t blame me, it’s the dog.”

β€œDon’t blame him,” says the girl. β€œHe was cooked perfectly.”

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Kim Jong Un walks into a school in North Korea.

He asks a student, β€œWho is your father?”

The student replies, β€œThe Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father.”

Kim Jong beams. β€œExcellent. Now tell me who is your mother?”

The student doesn’t hesitate, β€œThe Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother.”

Kim Jong applauds, β€œWhat a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you’re older?”

The student replies, β€œAn orphan.”

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My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes.

It was the end of my Korea.

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Why is North Korea so good at geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler!

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A Korean martial artist was giving away chocolate bars.

I asked if I could have 2.

He said, β€œNo, you can taek-won-do.”

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