Enjoy our team's carefully selected Koala Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
When the red panda got tired, it decided to take a koala-ty nap.
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What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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How does a koala get from one place to another?
On a gondkoala.
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The new Australian short-sleeved, marsupial shirts are REALLY good!
In fact, you could say they have a high level of koala-t
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What do you call tea made with weed and koala bears?
A High Koala Tea Beverage.
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We were driving down the road when a koala cut ahead of us and knocked into the car.
We sped up alongside of him and yelled out “Hey, you clipped us!”
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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Technically just one, as long as he’s koalafied.
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Girls say I’m an animal in bed. More specifically a koala.
I can sleep for 22 hours in a row.
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What’s a koala’s favorite end-of-the-world food?
Apocalyptus.
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What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
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Koala: “What do you mean, I’m not a bear? I have all the koalafications.”
Elephant: “Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.”
Lion: “Don’t listen to him! He’s lion!”
Bear: “This arguing is becoming unbearable!”
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Why does Australia have so many customer service representatives?
Because they offer koalaity service.
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What does it take to work at a zoo in Australia?
Koalafications.
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