Koala Jokes



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Koala Jokes


When the red panda got tired, it decided to take a koala-ty nap.

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What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

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How does a koala get from one place to another?

On a gondkoala.

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The new Australian short-sleeved, marsupial shirts are REALLY good!

In fact, you could say they have a high level of koala-t

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What do you call tea made with weed and koala bears?

A High Koala Tea Beverage.

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We were driving down the road when a koala cut ahead of us and knocked into the car.

We sped up alongside of him and yelled out β€œHey, you clipped us!”

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he’s koalafied.

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Girls say I’m an animal in bed. More specifically a koala.

I can sleep for 22 hours in a row.

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What’s a koala’s favorite end-of-the-world food?

Apocalyptus.

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What is a bear’s favorite drink?

Koka-Koala.

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Koala: β€œWhat do you mean, I’m not a bear? I have all the koalafications.”

Elephant: β€œYour koalafications are completely irrelephant.”

Lion: β€œDon’t listen to him! He’s lion!”

Bear: β€œThis arguing is becoming unbearable!”

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Why does Australia have so many customer service representatives?

Because they offer koalaity service.

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What does it take to work at a zoo in Australia?

Koalafications.

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