Koala Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Koala Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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How does a koala get from one place to another?
On a gondkoala.
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The new Australian short-sleeved, marsupial shirts are REALLY good!
In fact, you could say they have a high level of koala-t
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What do you call tea made with weed and koala bears?
A High Koala Tea Beverage.
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We were driving down the road when a koala cut ahead of us and knocked into the car.
We sped up alongside of him and yelled out “Hey, you clipped us!”
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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Technically just one, as long as he’s koalafied.
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Girls say I’m an animal in bed. More specifically a koala.
I can sleep for 22 hours in a row.
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What’s a koala’s favorite end-of-the-world food?
Apocalyptus.
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What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
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Koala: “What do you mean, I’m not a bear? I have all the koalafications.”
Elephant: “Your koalafications are completely irrelephant.”
Lion: “Don’t listen to him! He’s lion!”
Bear: “This arguing is becoming unbearable!”
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Why does Australia have so many customer service representatives?
Because they offer koalaity service.
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What does it take to work at a zoo in Australia?
Koalafications.
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