Enjoy our team's carefully selected Knee Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
My son and I both have knee problems.
It is a joint issue.
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Why did the woman with the bad knee go to the mathematician?
Because her knees were giving her problems she couldn’t solve.
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What do you call a Volleyball player who hurt her knee diving for the ball?
Courtney.
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Why did Chuck Norris wear knee pads?
He never liked Bruised Knee.
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What is it called when your knee transplant fails?
Iron-knee.
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Why did the knee specialist turn into a priest?
He wanted to have a mea-knee-ingful life.
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Two guys are walking through a national park and they come across a bear that has not eaten for days.
The bear sees the two men and starts chasing them. They run as fast as they can.
One guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, “Please turn this bear into a Christian, Lord.”
He looks to see if the bear is still chasing, and he sees the bear on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the bear.
As he comes closer to the bear, he hears it saying a prayer, “Thank you, Lord, for the food I am about to receive.”
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Husband: “I had a terrible row with my wife last night. But she crawled to me on her knees in the end.”
Friend: “Wow, that’s really impressive! What did she say?!”
Husband: “Come out from under that sofa, you coward!”
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