Kiss Jokes

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Kiss Jokes

Knock! Knock!

โ€œWhoโ€™s there?โ€


โ€œLeaf, who?โ€

โ€œLeaf of mistletoe over our heads. Kiss me!โ€

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What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses?


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A female civil engineer is doing a field survey and finds a talking frog.

โ€œKiss me and Iโ€™ll turn into a prince and marry you,โ€ it says.

The engineer excitedly picks up the frog and continues with her job. And she doesnโ€™t kiss it.

Finally the frog asks, โ€œArenโ€™t you going to kiss me?โ€

She says, โ€œWhat? No. I donโ€™t have time to be with a prince. But a talking frogโ€”thatโ€™s a keeper!โ€

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I just got punched by my friend for trying to kiss his new baby on the forehead.

Apparently, I have to wait for the baby to be born first.

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If you get kissed by an alpaca, itโ€™s not the end of the world.

Itโ€™s the alpaca-lips.

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentineโ€™s Day?

Hogs and kisses.

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Youโ€™re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.

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Girlfriend: โ€œOur new neighbor always kisses his girlfriend when he leaves for work. Why donโ€™t you do that?โ€

Boyfriend: โ€œHow can I? I donโ€™t even know her.โ€

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All Bill asked for was a little good-night kiss, but Anne haughtily rebuffed him with, โ€œI donโ€™t do that sort of thing on my first date!โ€

โ€œWell,โ€ Bill replied with sarcasm, โ€œhow about on your last date?โ€

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I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said, โ€œDo you mind if I put some music on?โ€

I said, โ€œNot at all.โ€

He said, โ€œโ€˜Kiss?โ€™โ€

I said, โ€œLetโ€™s listen to the music first and see how we feelโ€

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