Jokes About Kindergarten

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Kindergarten Jokes

A cop pulled me over and asked me, โ€œWhere were you between 5 and 6?โ€

I replied, โ€œKindergarten.โ€

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A young Jewish mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten.

โ€œBehave, my bubaleh,โ€ she says.

โ€œTake good care of yourself and think about your mother, tataleh!โ€

โ€œAnd come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh.โ€

โ€œYour mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!โ€

At the end of the school day, the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him.

โ€œSo what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?โ€

The boy answers, โ€œI learned my name is David.โ€

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Little Johnnyโ€™s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

โ€œYes,โ€ said the policeman. โ€œThe detectives want very badly to capture him.โ€

Little Johnny asked, โ€œWhy didnโ€™t you keep him when you took his picture?โ€

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A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each childโ€™s artwork.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, โ€œIโ€™m drawing God.โ€

The teacher paused and said, โ€œBut no one knows what God looks like.โ€

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, โ€œThey will in a minute.โ€

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