Jokes About Ketchup
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Ketchup Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Did you hear about the ketchup thief? He was caught red-handed.
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I don’t put ketchup and mustard on my hot dog, I relish it.
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Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?
Because the sauce ages.
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There is currently a tomato ketchup shortage in America.
If they run out of mayonnaise too, does that make it a double-dip recession?
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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.
Now I can’t read anything.
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Dropped a huge bottle of ketchup on my foot.
It caused severe pain to-ma-toes.
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How did the hot dog ask the ketchup out?
He mustard up the courage.
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I was eating a hot dog the other day and when I took a bite, ketchup squirted in my eye...
Now I have heinzsight.
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Why does ketchup on hot dogs spoil early?
Because the sauce-ages.
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Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?
Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
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What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?
Ketch-up!
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What did Alex say to his college roommate to get him to stop working on his college essay and come out for hot dogs?
Relish today...
And Ketchup tomorrow.
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Why does a Chicago-style hot dog always lose races?
Because it refuses to ketchup.
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Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce?
Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup.
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The baby tomato was running late for school. Guess what his mommy said?
“Come on, ketch-up!”
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