Jokes About Ketchup

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Ketchup Jokes

How does a baked bean learn from its mistakes?

It uses Heinz sight.

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”


β€œKetchup, who?”

β€œNo, you catch a poo!”

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Did you hear about the ketchup thief?

He was caught red-handed.

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I don’t put ketchup and mustard on my hot dog, I relish it.

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Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?

Because the sauce ages.

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There is currently a tomato ketchup shortage in America.

If they run out of mayonnaise too, does that make it a double-dip recession?

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.

Now I can’t read anything.

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Dropped a huge bottle of ketchup on my foot.

It caused severe pain to-ma-toes.

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How did the hot dog ask the ketchup out?

He mustard up the courage.

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I was eating a hot dog the other day and when I took a bite, ketchup squirted in my eye...

Now I have heinzsight.

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Why does ketchup on hot dogs spoil early?

Because the sauce-ages.

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Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?

Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.

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What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?


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What did Alex say to his college roommate to get him to stop working on his college essay and come out for hot dogs?

Relish today...

And Ketchup tomorrow.

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Why does a Chicago-style hot dog always lose races?

Because it refuses to ketchup.

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Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce?

Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup.

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The baby tomato was running late for school. Guess what his mommy said?

β€œCome on, ketch-up!”

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