Enjoy our team's carefully selected Kangaroo Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What did the train conductor say to the kangaroo?
“Hop on!”
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911 operator: “What’s your emergency?”
Kangaroo: “I can’t find my children.”
Kangaroo 911: “Did you check your pockets?”
Kangaroo: “Oh, never mind.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Kanga.”
“Kanga, who?”
“Actually, it’s kangaroo!”
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A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, “These sleepovers are killing me.”
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Where does a kangaroo go that can’t hop?
Hopspital.
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What’s a kangaroo’s favorite type of clothing?
A jump-suit.
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What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A woolly jumper.
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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo at night.
Knowing that he could hop really high, the zoo officials decided to put up a ten-foot fence.
However, they were amazed to find the kangaroo was out again the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.
So they put up a twenty-foot fence instead.
Again the next morning, they were amazed to find the kangaroo had still go out.
So they started to put up a forty foot high fence.
As the animals in the zoo watch this, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?”
The kangaroo replied, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody starts locking the gate at night.”
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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
Great big holes all over Australia.
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What do you call a tired kangaroo?
Out of bounds.
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After a prolonged drought when the rain came, all the animals in the forest were happy except the Kangaroo.
When the others asked him what the reason was for such sadness, the Kangaroo revealed that the rain meant that all its kids would now be playing inside.
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