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My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
It was the end of my Korea.
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Where does The Joker get his hair done?
Arkham Hairstylum.
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I figured out the ending of Joker.
Itβs the names of the people who worked on the movie.
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If Joker and Harley Quinn have a son.
The name is Joaquin.
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The new Joker went to see a doctor for his mental health, but didnβt make an appointment.
It was a Joaquin.
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When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.
Thatβs Arkhamβs Razor.
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I heard The Joker just accidentally killed someone.
He was convicted of involuntary manβs laughter.
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What drink does the Joker hate?
Societea.
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Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?
Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.
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Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of all the jokes.
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What is Spider-Manβs favorite part of the joke?
The punch line!
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I told a joke over a Zoom meeting...
...it wasnβt even remotely funny.
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Batman goes to a party. To his surprise, he sees that the Joker is there too.
βHe must be up to something,β he thinks. And so he sneaks up behind him, knocks him out, and puts him in a back room.
When walks out, he sees the Joker again.
βHow did he recover so quickly?β Once again he knocks him out and puts him in the back room.
Coming out a third time, he sees the Joker yet again.
βHow can this be?!β Now furious, Batman confronts him, grabs him by his vest, and shouts, βWhat are you doing here, Joker?!β
And he replies, βIβm enjoying this Halloween party, dude!β
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My girlfriend said Iβm starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman.
What a Joker.
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An onion just told me a joke.
I donβt know whether to laugh or cry.
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Came home and found my wife in bed and told her a joke.
It was so funny even the guy under the bed laughed.
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Me: βIβm not able to stop making jokes.β
Doctor: βYou canβt be serious.β
Me: βThatβs right.β
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On my tombstone, please write βNot appreciating my puns was a grave mistake.β
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I have a feeling my dying words will be βHoney, I was just joking.β
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I said to my wife, βDid you hear my last pun?β
She replied, βI hope so!β
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Last night, I changed a light bulb, crossed a road, walked into a bar and chatted with an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman.
Thatβs when I realized my entire life is a joke...
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I know a lot of jokes in sign language and I guarantee you that no one has ever heard them.
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I hate explaining my own jokes. Mostly because I donβt get them either.
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A newcomer observes the inmates telling political jokes.
All the jokes are by now so deeply familiar that they simply refer to them by number.
βForty-three,β says one. General hilarity.
βTwo hundred and threeβ, says a second. Appreciative chuckles.
βThree hundred and twenty-nine,β says a third.
The newcomer decides to try his hand.
βNinety-oneβ, he ventures. Total silence.
He tries again, βThree hundred and one.β Not a titter.
βForty-two.β A deadly hush.
Puzzled, he asks his neighbor what he did wrong.
βNothing,β he says. βItβs just the way you tell them.β
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What do you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
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Why shouldnβt you tell an egg a joke?
Because it might crack up!
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How does every racist joke start?
By looking over your shoulder!
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Bula decides itβs time to become a businessman, so after reading many chicken jokes, it seems like a chicken farm would be the best idea.
Said and done. First, buy 100 chickens, after the second month another 100, and keep it for a whole year.
After a year, at the New Yearβs Eve party, he meets Johnny, who used to say the best chicken jokes before.
Johnny: βWell, howβs the business going?β
Bula: βBad brother, sorry about everything!β
Johnny: βWhy?β
Bula: βI donβt have any chickens anymore!β
Johnny: βGood god, why?β
Bula: βIf I know, I think Iβm doing something wrong. Either I plant them too deeply or donβt water them enough, but one doesnβt raise the hen.β
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
You tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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