Jokes About Jokes

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Jokes on Jokes

What is Spider-Manโ€™s favorite part of the joke?

The punch line!

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I told a joke over a Zoom meeting... wasnโ€™t even remotely funny.

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An onion just told me a joke.

I donโ€™t know whether to laugh or cry.

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Came home and found my wife in bed and told her a joke.

It was so funny even the guy under the bed laughed.

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Me: โ€œIโ€™m not able to stop making jokes.โ€

Doctor: โ€œYou canโ€™t be serious.โ€

Me: โ€œThatโ€™s right.โ€

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On my tombstone, please write โ€œNot appreciating my puns was a grave mistake.โ€

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I have a feeling my dying words will be โ€œHoney, I was just joking.โ€

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I said to my wife, โ€œDid you hear my last pun?โ€

She replied, โ€œI hope so!โ€

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Last night, I changed a light bulb, crossed a road, walked into a bar and chatted with an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman.

Thatโ€™s when I realized my entire life is a joke...

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I know a lot of jokes in sign language and I guarantee you that no one has ever heard them.

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I hate explaining my own jokes. Mostly because I donโ€™t get them either.

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A newcomer observes the inmates telling political jokes.

All the jokes are by now so deeply familiar that they simply refer to them by number.

โ€œForty-three,โ€ says one. General hilarity.

โ€œTwo hundred and threeโ€, says a second. Appreciative chuckles.

โ€œThree hundred and twenty-nine,โ€ says a third.

The newcomer decides to try his hand.

โ€œNinety-oneโ€, he ventures. Total silence.

He tries again, โ€œThree hundred and one.โ€ Not a titter.

โ€œForty-two.โ€ A deadly hush.

Puzzled, he asks his neighbor what he did wrong.

โ€œNothing,โ€ he says. โ€œItโ€™s just the way you tell them.โ€

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What do you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Keep trying until you get a reaction.

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Why shouldnโ€™t you tell an egg a joke?

Because it might crack up!

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How does every racist joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

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Bula decides itโ€™s time to become a businessman, so after reading many chicken jokes, it seems like a chicken farm would be the best idea.

Said and done. First, buy 100 chickens, after the second month another 100, and keep it for a whole year.

After a year, at the New Yearโ€™s Eve party, he meets Johnny, who used to say the best chicken jokes before.

Johnny: โ€œWell, howโ€™s the business going?โ€

Bula: โ€œBad brother, sorry about everything!โ€

Johnny: โ€œWhy?โ€

Bula: โ€œI donโ€™t have any chickens anymore!โ€

Johnny: โ€œGood god, why?โ€

Bula: โ€œIf I know, I think Iโ€™m doing something wrong. Either I plant them too deeply or donโ€™t water them enough, but one doesnโ€™t raise the hen.โ€

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

You tell her a joke on Wednesday.

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