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What do you get when you mix a motorbike with a joke?

A Yamahaha.

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I try to avoid making nun jokes, but it’s a farce of habit.

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One night, a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.

β€œMy daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures, and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you, but to grant you anything you wish,” said God.

β€œDear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy, and I am doing what I love. I lack for nothing. I feel content in all ways,” said the nun.

β€œThere must be something you would have of me,” said God.

β€œWell, there is one thing,” she said.

β€œJust name it,” said God.

β€œIt’s those blond jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blond jokes to stop.”

β€œConsider it done,” said God. β€œBlonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is something that I could do just for you.”

β€œThere is one thing. But it’s really small, and not worth your time,” said the nun.

β€œName it. Please,” said God.

β€œIt’s the M&M’s,” said the nun. β€œThey’re so hard to peel.”

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I read a joke about colors once.

It blue my mind.

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Why do people love blue jokes?

They’re so pun-derful.

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My orthopedic surgeon has the bone-dacity to tell jokes during surgery.

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I met a comedian who specializes in Uranus jokes.

Suffice to say, their humor was out of this world.

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I asked Uranus if it knows any good planet jokes.

It replied, β€œSorry, they’re just not my atmosphere.”

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I’m not afraid to crack a joke about Uranus.

It’s a gas!

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My teacher told me I couldn’t make a joke about Uranus in class.

But hey, it’s my orbit!

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I tried to tell a joke about Uranus.

But I couldn’t planet right.

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My wife has banned me from making any more breakfast puns.

She says if I make anymore, I’m toast.

But my kids keep egging me on.

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My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes.

It was the end of my Korea.

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Where does The Joker get his hair done?

Arkham Hairstylum.

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I figured out the ending of Joker.

It’s the names of the people who worked on the movie.

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If Joker and Harley Quinn have a son.

The name is Joaquin.

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The new Joker went to see a doctor for his mental health, but didn’t make an appointment.

It was a Joaquin.

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When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.

That’s Arkham’s Razor.

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I heard The Joker just accidentally killed someone.

He was convicted of involuntary man’s laughter.

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What drink does the Joker hate?

Societea.

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Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?

Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.

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Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?

It got tired of all the jokes.

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What is Spider-Man’s favorite part of the joke?

The punch line!

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I told a joke over a Zoom meeting...

...it wasn’t even remotely funny.

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Batman goes to a party. To his surprise, he sees that the Joker is there too.

β€œHe must be up to something,” he thinks. And so he sneaks up behind him, knocks him out, and puts him in a back room.

When walks out, he sees the Joker again.

β€œHow did he recover so quickly?” Once again he knocks him out and puts him in the back room.

Coming out a third time, he sees the Joker yet again.

β€œHow can this be?!” Now furious, Batman confronts him, grabs him by his vest, and shouts, β€œWhat are you doing here, Joker?!”

And he replies, β€œI’m enjoying this Halloween party, dude!”

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My girlfriend said I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman.

What a Joker.

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An onion just told me a joke.

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

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Came home and found my wife in bed and told her a joke.

It was so funny even the guy under the bed laughed.

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Me: β€œI’m not able to stop making jokes.”

Doctor: β€œYou can’t be serious.”

Me: β€œThat’s right.”

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On my tombstone, please write β€œNot appreciating my puns was a grave mistake.”

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I have a feeling my dying words will be β€œHoney, I was just joking.”

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I said to my wife, β€œDid you hear my last pun?”

She replied, β€œI hope so!”

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Last night, I changed a light bulb, crossed a road, walked into a bar and chatted with an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman.

That’s when I realized my entire life is a joke...

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I know a lot of jokes in sign language and I guarantee you that no one has ever heard them.

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I hate explaining my own jokes. Mostly because I don’t get them either.

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A newcomer observes the inmates telling political jokes.

All the jokes are by now so deeply familiar that they simply refer to them by number.

β€œForty-three,” says one. General hilarity.

β€œTwo hundred and three”, says a second. Appreciative chuckles.

β€œThree hundred and twenty-nine,” says a third.

The newcomer decides to try his hand.

β€œNinety-one”, he ventures. Total silence.

He tries again, β€œThree hundred and one.” Not a titter.

β€œForty-two.” A deadly hush.

Puzzled, he asks his neighbor what he did wrong.

β€œNothing,” he says. β€œIt’s just the way you tell them.”

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What do you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Keep trying until you get a reaction.

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Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?

Because it might crack up!

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How does every racist joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

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Bula decides it’s time to become a businessman, so after reading many chicken jokes, it seems like a chicken farm would be the best idea.

Said and done. First, buy 100 chickens, after the second month another 100, and keep it for a whole year.

After a year, at the New Year’s Eve party, he meets Johnny, who used to say the best chicken jokes before.

Johnny: β€œWell, how’s the business going?”

Bula: β€œBad brother, sorry about everything!”

Johnny: β€œWhy?”

Bula: β€œI don’t have any chickens anymore!”

Johnny: β€œGood god, why?”

Bula: β€œIf I know, I think I’m doing something wrong. Either I plant them too deeply or don’t water them enough, but one doesn’t raise the hen.”

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

You tell her a joke on Wednesday.

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