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What is Spider-Manโs favorite part of the joke?
The punch line!
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I told a joke over a Zoom meeting...
...it wasnโt even remotely funny.
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An onion just told me a joke.
I donโt know whether to laugh or cry.
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Came home and found my wife in bed and told her a joke.
It was so funny even the guy under the bed laughed.
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Me: โIโm not able to stop making jokes.โ
Doctor: โYou canโt be serious.โ
Me: โThatโs right.โ
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On my tombstone, please write โNot appreciating my puns was a grave mistake.โ
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I have a feeling my dying words will be โHoney, I was just joking.โ
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I said to my wife, โDid you hear my last pun?โ
She replied, โI hope so!โ
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Last night, I changed a light bulb, crossed a road, walked into a bar and chatted with an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman.
Thatโs when I realized my entire life is a joke...
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I know a lot of jokes in sign language and I guarantee you that no one has ever heard them.
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I hate explaining my own jokes. Mostly because I donโt get them either.
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A newcomer observes the inmates telling political jokes.
All the jokes are by now so deeply familiar that they simply refer to them by number.
โForty-three,โ says one. General hilarity.
โTwo hundred and threeโ, says a second. Appreciative chuckles.
โThree hundred and twenty-nine,โ says a third.
The newcomer decides to try his hand.
โNinety-oneโ, he ventures. Total silence.
He tries again, โThree hundred and one.โ Not a titter.
โForty-two.โ A deadly hush.
Puzzled, he asks his neighbor what he did wrong.
โNothing,โ he says. โItโs just the way you tell them.โ
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What do you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
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Why shouldnโt you tell an egg a joke?
Because it might crack up!
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How does every racist joke start?
By looking over your shoulder!
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Bula decides itโs time to become a businessman, so after reading many chicken jokes, it seems like a chicken farm would be the best idea.
Said and done. First, buy 100 chickens, after the second month another 100, and keep it for a whole year.
After a year, at the New Yearโs Eve party, he meets Johnny, who used to say the best chicken jokes before.
Johnny: โWell, howโs the business going?โ
Bula: โBad brother, sorry about everything!โ
Johnny: โWhy?โ
Bula: โI donโt have any chickens anymore!โ
Johnny: โGood god, why?โ
Bula: โIf I know, I think Iโm doing something wrong. Either I plant them too deeply or donโt water them enough, but one doesnโt raise the hen.โ
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
You tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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