Jokes About Jokes

Enjoy our team's carefully selected Jokes on Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!

What is Spider-Man’s favorite part of the joke?

The punch line!

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I told a joke over a Zoom meeting...

...it wasn’t even remotely funny.

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An onion just told me a joke.

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

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Came home and found my wife in bed and told her a joke.

It was so funny even the guy under the bed laughed.

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Me: “I’m not able to stop making jokes.”

Doctor: “You can’t be serious.”

Me: “That’s right.”

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On my tombstone, please write “Not appreciating my puns was a grave mistake.”

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I have a feeling my dying words will be “Honey, I was just joking.”

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I said to my wife, “Did you hear my last pun?”

She replied, “I hope so!”

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Last night, I changed a light bulb, crossed a road, walked into a bar and chatted with an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman.

That’s when I realized my entire life is a joke...

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I know a lot of jokes in sign language and I guarantee you that no one has ever heard them.

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I hate explaining my own jokes. Mostly because I don’t get them either.

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A newcomer observes the inmates telling political jokes.

All the jokes are by now so deeply familiar that they simply refer to them by number.

“Forty three,” says one. General hilarity.

“Two hundred and three”, says a second. Appreciative chuckles.

“Three hundred and twenty nine,” says a third.

The newcomer decides to try his hand.

“Ninety-one”, he ventures. Total silence.

He tries again, “Three hundred and one.” Not a titter.

“Forty two.” A deadly hush.

Puzzled, he asks his neighbor what he did wrong.

“Nothing,” he says. “It’s just the way you tell them.”

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What do you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Keep trying until you get a reaction.

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Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?

Because it might crack up!

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How does every racist joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

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Bula decides it’s time to become a businessman, so after reading many chicken jokes, it seems like a chicken farm would be the best idea.

Said and done. First, buy 100 chickens, after the second month another 100, and keep it for a whole year.

After a year, at the New Year’s Eve party, he meets Johnny, who used to say the best chicken jokes before.

Johnny: “Well, how’s the business going?”

Bula: “Bad brother, sorry about everything!”

Johnny: “Why?”

Bula: “I don’t have any chickens anymore!”

Johnny: “Good god, why?”

Bula: “If I know, I think I’m doing something wrong. Either I plant them too deeply or don’t water them enough, but one doesn’t raise the hen.”

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

You tell her a joke on Wednesday.

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