Jokes About Jokes
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My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
It was the end of my Korea.
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Where does The Joker get his hair done?
Arkham Hairstylum.
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I figured out the ending of Joker.
It’s the names of the people who worked on the movie.
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If Joker and Harley Quinn have a son.
The name is Joaquin.
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The new Joker went to see a doctor for his mental health, but didn’t make an appointment.
It was a Joaquin.
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When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.
That’s Arkham’s Razor.
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I heard The Joker just accidentally killed someone.
He was convicted of involuntary man’s laughter.
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What drink does the Joker hate?
Societea.
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Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?
Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.
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Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of all the jokes.
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What is Spider-Man’s favorite part of the joke?
The punch line!
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I told a joke over a Zoom meeting...
...it wasn’t even remotely funny.
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Batman goes to a party. To his surprise, he sees that the Joker is there too.
“He must be up to something,” he thinks. And so he sneaks up behind him, knocks him out, and puts him in a back room.
When walks out, he sees the Joker again.
“How did he recover so quickly?” Once again he knocks him out and puts him in the back room.
Coming out a third time, he sees the Joker yet again.
“How can this be?!” Now furious, Batman confronts him, grabs him by his vest, and shouts, “What are you doing here, Joker?!”
And he replies, “I’m enjoying this Halloween party, dude!”
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My girlfriend said I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman.
What a Joker.
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An onion just told me a joke.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
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Came home and found my wife in bed and told her a joke.
It was so funny even the guy under the bed laughed.
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Me: “I’m not able to stop making jokes.”
Doctor: “You can’t be serious.”
Me: “That’s right.”
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On my tombstone, please write “Not appreciating my puns was a grave mistake.”
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I have a feeling my dying words will be “Honey, I was just joking.”
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I said to my wife, “Did you hear my last pun?”
She replied, “I hope so!”
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Last night, I changed a light bulb, crossed a road, walked into a bar and chatted with an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman.
That’s when I realized my entire life is a joke...
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I know a lot of jokes in sign language and I guarantee you that no one has ever heard them.
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I hate explaining my own jokes. Mostly because I don’t get them either.
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A newcomer observes the inmates telling political jokes.
All the jokes are by now so deeply familiar that they simply refer to them by number.
“Forty-three,” says one. General hilarity.
“Two hundred and three”, says a second. Appreciative chuckles.
“Three hundred and twenty-nine,” says a third.
The newcomer decides to try his hand.
“Ninety-one”, he ventures. Total silence.
He tries again, “Three hundred and one.” Not a titter.
“Forty-two.” A deadly hush.
Puzzled, he asks his neighbor what he did wrong.
“Nothing,” he says. “It’s just the way you tell them.”
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What do you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
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Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?
Because it might crack up!
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How does every racist joke start?
By looking over your shoulder!
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Bula decides it’s time to become a businessman, so after reading many chicken jokes, it seems like a chicken farm would be the best idea.
Said and done. First, buy 100 chickens, after the second month another 100, and keep it for a whole year.
After a year, at the New Year’s Eve party, he meets Johnny, who used to say the best chicken jokes before.
Johnny: “Well, how’s the business going?”
Bula: “Bad brother, sorry about everything!”
Johnny: “Why?”
Bula: “I don’t have any chickens anymore!”
Johnny: “Good god, why?”
Bula: “If I know, I think I’m doing something wrong. Either I plant them too deeply or don’t water them enough, but one doesn’t raise the hen.”
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
You tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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