Jokes About Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Jokes on Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What is Spider-Man’s favorite part of the joke?
The punch line!
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I told a joke over a Zoom meeting...
...it wasn’t even remotely funny.
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An onion just told me a joke.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
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Came home and found my wife in bed and told her a joke.
It was so funny even the guy under the bed laughed.
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Me: “I’m not able to stop making jokes.”
Doctor: “You can’t be serious.”
Me: “That’s right.”
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On my tombstone, please write “Not appreciating my puns was a grave mistake.”
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I have a feeling my dying words will be “Honey, I was just joking.”
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I said to my wife, “Did you hear my last pun?”
She replied, “I hope so!”
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Last night, I changed a light bulb, crossed a road, walked into a bar and chatted with an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman.
That’s when I realized my entire life is a joke...
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I know a lot of jokes in sign language and I guarantee you that no one has ever heard them.
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I hate explaining my own jokes. Mostly because I don’t get them either.
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A newcomer observes the inmates telling political jokes.
All the jokes are by now so deeply familiar that they simply refer to them by number.
“Forty-three,” says one. General hilarity.
“Two hundred and three”, says a second. Appreciative chuckles.
“Three hundred and twenty-nine,” says a third.
The newcomer decides to try his hand.
“Ninety-one”, he ventures. Total silence.
He tries again, “Three hundred and one.” Not a titter.
“Forty-two.” A deadly hush.
Puzzled, he asks his neighbor what he did wrong.
“Nothing,” he says. “It’s just the way you tell them.”
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What do you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.
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Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?
Because it might crack up!
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How does every racist joke start?
By looking over your shoulder!
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Bula decides it’s time to become a businessman, so after reading many chicken jokes, it seems like a chicken farm would be the best idea.
Said and done. First, buy 100 chickens, after the second month another 100, and keep it for a whole year.
After a year, at the New Year’s Eve party, he meets Johnny, who used to say the best chicken jokes before.
Johnny: “Well, how’s the business going?”
Bula: “Bad brother, sorry about everything!”
Johnny: “Why?”
Bula: “I don’t have any chickens anymore!”
Johnny: “Good god, why?”
Bula: “If I know, I think I’m doing something wrong. Either I plant them too deeply or don’t water them enough, but one doesn’t raise the hen.”
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
You tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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