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Japan Jokes


What do you get if you take off the red dot on the Japanese flag?

The French flag!

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Hiroshima Nagasaki was nothing more than the result of Chuck Norris’ skydiving in Japan.

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How do Japanese Chihuahuas say hello?

Konnichihuahua.

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What’s the full name of somebody who loves Japanese animation?

Annie Maniac.

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I just couldn’t decide which Asian takeout food I like the best, Japanese or Chinese. I ended up calling it a Thai.

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I once thought I had a japanese friend.

But it was just my imagine Asian.

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What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan.

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My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food.

Sushi left me.

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What pan is the best to make sushi in?

Japan.

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An alien spacecraft lands in a rice paddy in rural Japan and out comes a silver-suited alien, who floats over to an old rice farmer standing in amazement.

β€œHuman creature,” the alien bellows, β€œwe last visited your planet a hundred thousand of your earth years ago. Tell us how you have evolved since then.”

The old man recovers himself, thinks for a moment and says, β€œWell, way back a long time ago, we were a crude bunch, no doubt. We’d take any old stick and walk down to the seashore, looking for something to eat. When we saw something, stab out came the stick, right through the fish or crab or urchin or whatever, and we’d eat it right off the stick.”

β€œThat is truly a primitive state and in accordance with our records. But how have you evolved?”

β€œOh, nowadays we use two sticks.”

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Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shii-take.

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