Enjoy our team's carefully selected January Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
When it gets to January, I’m going to overthrow the Government!
It’ll be my New Year’s Revolution.
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What’s the first month of the year in Transylvania?
Janu-eerie.
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It will be 20 years since I last had a drink on the 5th of January.
I drink on all of the other days.
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You can say what you want, but dry January is quite a success in Australia.
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Student: “Can I go to the bathroom?”
Teacher: “It’s may.”
Student: “No, it’s January.”
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Her: “When’s your birthday?”
Me: “January first.”
Her: “What year?”
Me: “Every year.”
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I’m proud to announce I have stuck to my New Year’s resolution and did not bite my nails the entire month of January.
My feet have never looked better.
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I’ve decided that from January 1st, I’m only going to watch things that are 1080p and above.
It’s my New Year’s resolution.
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A friendly reminder that gyms get really busy around the new year as people make their resolutions.
So it’s best to wait for it to die down, usually around January 2nd.
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