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Once, there was a man who came from Spain to America.
He couldn’t speak English, so he went to a choir and learned how to say, “Me me me me me me.”
Then he went to the store and saw a little girl say, “He stole my dolly.”
On his way home, he went to get meat from the butcher and learned how to say, “Big butcher knife, big butcher knife.”
Then he went home and watched an air freshener commercial and learned how to say, “Plug it in, plug it in.”
Later, he went to the store, and there was a murder.
The police said, “Who killed this man?”
The foreigner said, “Me me me me me me.”
The police said, “Why did you kill him?”
The man said, “He stole my dolly.”
The policeman said, “What did you kill him with?”
The man said, “Big butcher knife, big butcher knife.”
Then they took him to jail and sentenced him to death.
The policeman said, “Any last words?”
The foreigner said, “Plug it in, plug it in.”
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I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail.
But apparently, you’re not allowed to end a sentence with a preposition.
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What happens to corny jokesters who get jailed on April Fools’ Day?
They go to the pun-itentiary.
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Did you hear about the guy that washed his shorts with change in it?
He was arrested for money laundrying.
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Why did the police officers arrest the blue crayon?
Because it was in the blue.
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I saw someone at the grocery store who angrily stabbed a box of corn flakes, and the flakes went everywhere.
The person was arrested for being a cereal killer.
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Yo daddy is so ugly when your mom kicked him out of the house, the police arrested him for littering.
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Yo daddy is so ugly that he looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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An actor suffering from dementia just hit my car. I got him arrested.
As he was getting arrested, he kept saying, “Do you know who I am?!”
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Yo mama so vegan and fat she ate a meal and got arrested for deforestation.
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Did you hear about that cannibal who was arrested for making a pot roast outta their great-grandmother?
It was an old family recipe.
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Why did the Python data scientist get arrested at customs?
She was caught trying to import pandas.
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An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year’s Eve.
One was charged and the other was let off.
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Why is it not good to play volleyball in a court?
Because you might get arrested.
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A programmer was arrested for writing unreadable code.
He refused to comment.
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Mickey Mouse was arrested for identity theft.
He was charged with being Goofy.
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Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile?
Because he was juve-niles.
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Which baseball manager was arrested for arson as a teenager and retains his jailhouse nickname to this day?
Sparky Anderson.
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Police have arrested a gang of corn flakes that they allege committed a spree of armed robberies throughout the metro area.
A Police spokesman described them as cereal offenders.
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A salad was arrested for public indecency.
I guess it should’ve gotten dressed before leafing.
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Two doves got arrested. Guess what for?
They staged a coo.
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Why did the cops arrest the donut baker?
He was caught pinching the salt.
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