Enjoy our team's carefully selected It’s So Hot Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
It was so hot by the time I got home from buying eggs, I had twelve chicks in the bag.
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It is so hot that potatoes cook underground.
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It is so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
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It’s so hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog.
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It’s so hot that farmers are feeding ice to the chickens so they won’t lay boiled eggs.
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It’s so hot that my kite crashed and burned.
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It’s so hot that you can tell who has plastic surgery.
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It’s so hot that the soles of my shoes melted.
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It’s so hot that you can poach eggs in a pool.
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It’s so hot that the clams were already steamed when I dug them up.
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It’s so hot that firecrackers light themselves.
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It’s so hot that my clothes dried right after I took them out of the washing machine.
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It’s so hot that Satan went back to hell to cool down.
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It’s so hot that my popcorn seeds start popping.
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It’s so hot you need a spatula to remove your clothing.
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It’s so hot fire ants are really on fire.
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It’s so hot I saw a squirrel picking up nuts with pot holders.
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It’s so hot Siri asked to be dipped in a glass of ice water.
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It’s so hot in the Apple store because they have no Windows.
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It’s so hot my dream house in any house in Alaska.
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It’s so hot all the sand on the beach is now glass.
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It’s so hot my campfire lit itself.
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It’s so hot the catfish are already fried when you catch them.
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It’s so hot out that I baked lasagna in my mailbox.
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It’s so hot the frozen pizza I bought at the grocery store was ready to eat by the time I got home.
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It’s so hot out that I walked through a car wash to remember what rain felt like.
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It’s so hot, that you could actually cook a full English breakfast on my forehead.
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It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying.
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It’s so hot, I went outside for a smoke and the cigarette lit itself.
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It’s so hot the birds are using oven mitts to pull worms out of the ground.
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It’s so hot that all the bread in the store is toast.
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It’s so hot I started putting ice cubes in my waterbed.
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It’s so hot you discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
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It’s so hot and humid outside, the air ironed the wrinkles out of my shirt.
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It’s so hot the cows are producing evaporated milk.
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It’s so hot my Iceberg lettuce melted.
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It’s so hot that I have taken to leaving the toilet seat up just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
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