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I’ve decided that from January 1st, I’m only going to watch things that are 1080p and above.

It’s my New Year’s resolution.

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Why do Java developers wear glasses?

Because they can’t C#.

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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

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I changed my password to β€œincorrect”, so anytime I forget and enter the wrong thing, the computer tells me what it is.

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I named my hard drive Dat Ass, so once a month my computer asks if I want to back Dat Ass up.

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I love the F5 key. It’s just so refreshing.

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Can’t see an end. I have no control and I don’t think there’s an escape. I don’t even have a home anymore.

Think it’s time for a new keyboard.

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What is a software developer?

A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those with questionable knowledge.

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What did the Java code say to the C code?

You’ve got no class.

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A computer software developer asks God, β€œWhere will I go after I die?”

God: β€œOnto a DAT tape and into offline storage.”

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What is software?

It’s the part of a computer you can’t hit.

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A web developer walks into a restaurant.

He immediately leaves in disgust as the restaurant was laid out in tables.

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Why did the developer use a credit card to buy all the gifts?

Becuase he had cleared all his cache.

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What happens when developers ask a silly question?

They get a silly ANSI.

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Why did the Java developer quit his job?

Because he didn’t get arrays.

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Why did the Java developer teach his young kids about single quotes?

Because they build character.

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How many developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It’s a hardware problem.

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spider-Man over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he’s a web developer.

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