iPhone Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected iPhone Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Me using the Siri App on my iPhone.
Me: “Siri, call my wife.”
Siri: “Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts.”
Me: “Samantha Gibbs is my wife.”
Siri: “I’ve added Samantha Gibbs as your wife.”
Me: “Call my wife.”
Siri: “Which wife?”
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn’t have a Flash player installed.
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Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2G it was a iPhone 4.
He can now multi task and use face time.
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Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 6 buyers?
It doesn’t help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping another call.
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iPhone users, don’t bother sending the Meteor emoji to your Android friends.
It won’t have the same impact.
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I had to call an electrician out today after getting my finger stuck in the socket while trying to plug in my iPhone.
I can’t believe how much I was charged.
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Why do Stormtroopers only have iPhones?
Because they couldn’t find the Androids they were looking for.
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