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What do you call a fire at the Internet cafΓ©?

An e-mergency.

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Software architects should never design high-security fences.

They’re likely to make them highly scalable.

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What do you say to an aborigine bloke from Australia who worked in I.T.?

β€œDo you come from a LAN down under?”

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I asked my friend what spiders eat.

He didn’t know.

He said I should go and check on the web.

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I was going to buy an exotic spider from the pet shop.

Then I realised I could just get one on the web.

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Where did the fisherman and mermaid meet?

On line.

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How do bad guys in Marios Bros. surf the internet?

With web Bowsers.

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I’ve got a meeting with the guy who invented the progress bar during the era of dial-up internet.

He’s going to be here in 2 hours and 13 minutes.

Edit: Apparently he’s stuck in traffic and he’s going to be here in 6 hours and 54 minutes.

Edit 2: He’s making better progress than thought, he will be here in 12 minutes.

Edit 3: Apparently it will now take him 5 days.

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I got the book β€œInternet Forums for Dummies” from a friend.

But I need to take it back, because I already Reddit.

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The internet connection at my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

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Facts about Google users:

50% of people use Google well as a search engine.

The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected.

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Three archaeologists met in a seminar.

The British said, β€œWe dug very deep and found sculpted animal bones. This proves that my ancestors invented art.”

The German said, β€œWe dug very deep and found a plate-size disk showing the solar system. This proves that my ancestors invented astronomy.”

The Italian said, β€œWe dug very deep and didn’t find any wires. This proves that my ancestors invented Wi-Fi communication.”

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If trees produced Wi-Fi, we would be planting them everywhere.

Too bad they only produce oxygen.

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The astronauts were pretty upset there was no Wi-Fi on the moon, they wanted to update their spacebook status!

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WARNING IF YOU HAVE SEEN A LINK ON THE INTERNET OFFERING FREE DONUTS, DO NOT CLICK ON IT!

IT IS A VIRUS THAT FORCES CAPS LOCK TO BE PERMANENTLY ACTIVATED ON YOUR COMPUTER.

THE POLICE

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I tried looking up ice cream puns on the Internet but then my browser froze.

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Did you know that the internet was invented by Spider-Man?

That’s why it’s called The World Wide Web.

If it had been invented by Superman, it would be called the World Wide Cape.

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Why is the internet like a motor racing crash?

There are spoilers everywhere.

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I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.

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Me: β€œWhat’s the Wi-Fi password?”

Bartender: β€œYou need to buy a drink first.”

Me: β€œOK, I’ll have a Coke.”

Bartender: β€œThree dollars.”

Me: β€œThere you go. So what’s the Wi‑Fi password?”

Bartender: β€œYou need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.”

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.

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