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When Mark Zuckerberg made Facebook, he already had a friend request from Chuck Norris.
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As a Canadian, I never realized how slow my internet was until today.
I just now started seeing Thanksgiving posts!
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What do you call a fire at the Internet café?
An e-mergency.
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Software architects should never design high-security fences.
They’re likely to make them highly scalable.
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What do you say to an aborigine bloke from Australia who worked in I.T.?
“Do you come from a LAN down under?”
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I asked my friend what spiders eat.
He didn’t know.
He said I should go and check on the web.
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I was going to buy an exotic spider from the pet shop.
Then I realised I could just get one on the web.
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Where did the fisherman and mermaid meet?
On line.
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How do bad guys in Marios Bros. surf the internet?
With web Bowsers.
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I’ve got a meeting with the guy who invented the progress bar during the era of dial-up internet.
He’s going to be here in 2 hours and 13 minutes.
Edit: Apparently he’s stuck in traffic and he’s going to be here in 6 hours and 54 minutes.
Edit 2: He’s making better progress than thought, he will be here in 12 minutes.
Edit 3: Apparently it will now take him 5 days.
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I got the book “Internet Forums for Dummies” from a friend.
But I need to take it back, because I already Reddit.
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The internet connection at my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
Now I have stable wifi.
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Facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.
The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected.
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Three archaeologists met in a seminar.
The British said, “We dug very deep and found sculpted animal bones. This proves that my ancestors invented art.”
The German said, “We dug very deep and found a plate-size disk showing the solar system. This proves that my ancestors invented astronomy.”
The Italian said, “We dug very deep and didn’t find any wires. This proves that my ancestors invented Wi-Fi communication.”
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If trees produced Wi-Fi, we would be planting them everywhere.
Too bad they only produce oxygen.
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The astronauts were pretty upset there was no Wi-Fi on the moon, they wanted to update their spacebook status!
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WARNING IF YOU HAVE SEEN A LINK ON THE INTERNET OFFERING FREE DONUTS, DO NOT CLICK ON IT!
IT IS A VIRUS THAT FORCES CAPS LOCK TO BE PERMANENTLY ACTIVATED ON YOUR COMPUTER.
THE POLICE
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I tried looking up ice cream puns on the Internet but then my browser froze.
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Did you know that the internet was invented by Spider-Man?
That’s why it’s called The World Wide Web.
If it had been invented by Superman, it would be called the World Wide Cape.
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Why is the internet like a motor racing crash?
There are spoilers everywhere.
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I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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Me: “What’s the Wi-Fi password?”
Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first.”
Me: “OK, I’ll have a Coke.”
Bartender: “Three dollars.”
Me: “There you go. So what’s the Wi‑Fi password?”
Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.”
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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.
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