Intelligent Jokes
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What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A golden retriever!
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You know what happened to humanity’s most intelligent ancestor?
He decided having kids wasn’t worth it.
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99.9% of people are idiots.
Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people.
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Why is a German stone intelligent?
Because it’s not just a stone, it’s ein Stein.
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An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible.
The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a fence around it.
The physicist builds a fence with an infinite diameter and pulls it together until it fits around the flock.
The mathematicians thinks for a while, then builds a fence around himself and defines himself as being outside.
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What’s the most intelligent mountain?
The Cleverest.
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My friend thinks he’s intelligent. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at his face.
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What do you call an elevator filled with rational, intelligent people?
A lift.
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The woman asks her husband, “Do you prefer a beautiful woman or an intelligent woman?”
The husband replies, “None of them, you know I only like you!”
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My grandfather was a very intelligent man. He was an inventor. He invented the cold air balloon.
Only problem was it never really took off.
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