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Intelligent Jokes


What do you call the people born in April who aren’t particularly intelligent?

April fools.

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Philosophy:

A study which enables man to be unhappy more intelligently.

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What do you call an intelligent blonde?

A golden retriever!

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You know what happened to humanity’s most intelligent ancestor?

He decided having kids wasn’t worth it.

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99.9% of people are idiots.

Fortunately, I belong to the 1% of intelligent people.

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Why is a German stone intelligent?

Because it’s not just a stone, it’s ein Stein.

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An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians have to build a fence around a flock of sheep, using as little material as possible.

The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a fence around it.

The physicist builds a fence with an infinite diameter and pulls it together until it fits around the flock.

The mathematicians thinks for a while, then builds a fence around himself and defines himself as being outside.

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What’s the most intelligent mountain?

The Cleverest.

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My friend thinks he’s intelligent. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at his face.

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What do you call an elevator filled with rational, intelligent people?

A lift.

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The woman asks her husband, β€œDo you prefer a beautiful woman or an intelligent woman?”

The husband replies, β€œNone of them, you know I only like you!”

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My grandfather was a very intelligent man. He was an inventor. He invented the cold air balloon.

Only problem was it never really took off.

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