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Five Scotsmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint.
Paddyโthe officerโstops them and tells them, โIt is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four.โ
โQuattro is just the name of the automobile,โ the Scotsmen retort in disbelief. โLook at the papers: this car is designed to carry five persons.โ
โYou cannot pull that one on me,โ replies Paddy. โQuattro means four. You have five people in your car, and you are therefore breaking the law.โ
The Scotsmen reply angrily, โYou idiot! Call your supervisor over. I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!โ
โSorry,โ responds Paddy, โMurphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.โ
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Why are artificial intelligences in movies always female?
Because theyโre never wrong.
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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence.
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A new study shows that dolphins are second in intelligence to man.
I guess that puts women in third.
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My boss calls me โComputerโ, but it has nothing to do with my intelligence.
I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
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One alien says to another, โThe dominant life forms on the planet earth appear to have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons.โ
The second alien replies, โAre they an emerging intelligence?โ
The first alien says, โI donโt think so, they have them aimed at themselves.โ
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