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Yo sister so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.
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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?
Because he only had 12 followers.
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I got banned from Instagram for posting food pictures.
Apparently, they only want to see the food before you eat it, not after.
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My girlfriendβs gynaecologist followed her on Instagram yesterday.
I really donβt know what else he wants to see.
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Yo mama so ugly Instagram tagged her selfies βexplicit contentβ.
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Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friendsβ food looked like.
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friendsβ houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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Why did the Gen Zβer bring a ladder to the library?
To reach the highest shelf for the perfect Instagram shot.
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What happened when the flu joined Instagram?
She became an influenza.
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Whenever I see Instagram models working out, I am inspired to do my own workout.
Unfortunately, itβs only for my left arm.
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