Instagram Jokes



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Instagram Jokes


Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

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I got banned from Instagram for posting food pictures.

Apparently, they only want to see the food before you eat it, not after.

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My girlfriend’s gynaecologist followed her on Instagram yesterday.

I really don’t know what else he wants to see.

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Yo mama so ugly Instagram tagged her selfies β€œexplicit content’.

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Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends’ food looked like.

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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?

When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends’ houses to show them the picture of your dinner?

No?

Me neither.

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Why did the Gen Z’er bring a ladder to the library?

To reach the highest shelf for the perfect Instagram shot.

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What happened when the flu joined Instagram?

She became an influenza.

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Whenever I see Instagram models working out, I am inspired to do my own workout.

Unfortunately, it’s only for my left arm.

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