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This morning, my son said his ear hurt and I asked, βOn the inside or outside?β
So he walks out the front door, comes back in and says, βBoth.β
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What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?
A hollow-weenie!
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If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1: βPizza because Iβm so cheesy.β
Friend 2: βChocolate chip cookie because I have lots of friends.β
Me: βDonut because Iβm so empty inside.β
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One day Little Johnny was digging a hole in his backyard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.
βHello Johnny, what are you up to?β he asked.
βMy goldfish died and Iβm gonna bury him,β Johnny replied.
βThatβs a really big hole for a goldfish, isnβt it?β asked the neighbor.
βThatβs because heβs inside your cat!β
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A guy had to ask his neighbor for help getting his new sofa inside the flat because it got stuck in the door.
After about twenty minutes of vigorous pushing and maneuvering, the guy pants, βI think weβll have to call it a day. Thereβs no way weβre getting it inside.β
The neighbor looks at him slowly, βWait, inside?!β
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My dad once told me that it is not the size of the nose that matters but what is inside it.
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Why is a piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are on the inside.
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After a prolonged drought when the rain came, all the animals in the forest were happy except the Kangaroo.
When the others asked him what the reason was for such sadness, the Kangaroo revealed that the rain meant that all its kids would now be playing inside.
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