In Love Jokes



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In Love Jokes


Hey, I know you’re in love, but it’s time to break up with your bed and get out of there.

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I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love.

It never got published.

It was all in vein.

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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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I heard that a blue jay and a cardinal fell in love.

But their relationship was a little blue-blooded.

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A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words, and so on.

One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her β€œmy darling”.

But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years.Β 

At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years.Β 

Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, β€œMy darling, I love you! Will you marry me?” 

And the lady said, β€œPardon?”

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I just told my crush that I’m in love with her. She said that she sees me as her brother.

I’m just lucky she is from Alabama.

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Roses are red, cacti are thorny.

When I’m around you, you make me very...HAPPY!

I guess what I’m trying to say is aloe you very much.

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You donut know how much I love you!

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Yo mama so fat Cupid’s arrows couldn’t pierce her.

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β€œDad, did you ever fall in love?”

β€œYes, son. I did once.”

β€œAnd, what happened?”

β€œIn the beginning it was fantastic, but then your mother found out.”

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Guys think that what women wish for is to find the perfect guy and fall in love...

WRONG... What every woman really wishes for is to be able to eat anything they want and not get fat.

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