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If you stare at the American flag long enough youโ€™ll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.

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TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there.

I think if youโ€™ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isnโ€™t your biggest problem.

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The child was a typical four-year-old girlโ€”cute, inquisitive, and bright as a new penny.

When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help.

One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc.

โ€œNow do you understand?โ€ he asked.

โ€œI think so,โ€ she said. โ€œThat was when Mommy came to work for us?โ€

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

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A salesman returns from his assignment in Saudi Arabia, where he went to sell them a new brand of Coca-Cola.

Seeing his crestfallen face, a friend asks him, โ€œWhy the long face?โ€

The salesman replied, โ€œI failed in Saudi Arabia. The campaign was a total failure.โ€

โ€œWhy is that?โ€ asked the friend. โ€œI thought you had a good campaign running.โ€

โ€œWell, when I got posted there, I was very confident that I would make a great sales pitch to the Saudis. But I had a problemโ€”I didnโ€™t speak Arabic, so I planned to convey the meaning of the message with the use of three images:

First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand in utter exhaustion; he has fainted.

Second poster: The man is drinking the new Coca-Cola brand.

Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed and feeling great.

I had these posters pasted all over the place. You couldnโ€™t go anywhere without seeing them.โ€

โ€œTerrific! That should have worked!โ€ said the friend.

โ€œIt should have,โ€ sighed the salesman. โ€œOnly no one told me they read from right to leftโ€ฆโ€

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What did a llama mum say about the twin siblings?

They looked like the spitting image of each other.

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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Red Bull and jumped out of a plane.

For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.

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