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IKEA Jokes

So I’m in IKEA and I ask the salesperson, β€œIs this a finished desk?”

And she says, β€œNo, it’s Swedish.”

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Don’t you love sitting on the sofa late at night with a glass of wine in your hand?

Until the police come along and kick you out of IKEA.

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What does a person obsessed with IKEA suffer from?

Stock-home Syndrome.

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My old school was sponsored by IKEA.

Assembly took ages.

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I don’t know why the beautiful attendant at IKEA reported me to the police.

All I asked was β€œHow much for one night stand?”.

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A lady buys some new furniture at IKEA.

She reads the instructions and builds the wardrobe. As soon as it’s built, a bus passes by and the wardrobe falls into pieces.

The lady tries again and 5 minutes later another bus passes by and the wardrobe falls into pieces.

The lady is furious and calls IKEA. IKEA tells her that they will send a worker to build it.

When the worker arrives he builds the wardrobe and says, β€œOk, I’m going to my next client.”

To which the lady says, β€œNO! Wait! You’ll see, as soon as a bus comes by, it will dismantle itself.”

The man agrees to stay to wait for the bus.

After a while, the man says that he better get in the wardrobe to see where the problem is when the bus passes by, to which the lady agrees.

10 minutes later the husband arrives and says, β€œAhh lovely honey, you bought us a new wardrobe.”

He opens it up and says, β€œSIR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!”

To which the worker replies, β€œI’m waiting for the bus.”

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What did the IKEA dresser say to the aliens after landing on their planet?

I come in pieces.

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