Idea Jokes
Enjoy our team's carefully selected Idea Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
We’re trying to come up with a plan to get my escaped helium balloon back. We’ve got some ideas.
But it’s still up in the air.
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40 is when you finally get your head together...
And your body has other ideas.
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Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.
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A small business owner was dismayed when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS.
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST BLACK FRIDAY PRICES.
The small business owner panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read MAIN ENTRANCE.
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I have an idea for a make-your-own hot dog place.
It’s called “What’s the Wurst That Could Happen?”.
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Can you guess why learning sign language is such a good idea?
Because it is quite handy!
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My friend was telling me about a wedding he is going to next year.
He said he’ll be wearing the same kilt as the groom.
I love the idea, but I’m really not sure how they’re both going to fit into it.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage.
It’s now called Red Bull.
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