Idea Jokes

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Idea Jokes

Whose cruel idea was it for the word β€˜lisp’ to have β€˜s’ in it?

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Three American Indians get lost in the forest.

Indian No.1: β€œWhat do we do?”

Indian No.2: β€œI don’t know, we’re Indian, we’re not supposed to get lost in the forest!”

Indian No.3: β€œWe could do like the white man and fire three shots into the air.”

Indian No.2: β€œHow does that help?”

Indian No.3: β€œWell, when the white man gets lost in the forest, he fires three shots into the air and then somebody comes and saves him.”

Indian No.2: β€œThat sounds like a great idea!” points to Indian No.1 and says, β€œGo ahead and fire three shots in the air.”

Indian No.1 fires three shots into the air and they wait.

After an hour, nothing happens.

Indian No.1: β€œSo, how long are we supposed to wait?”

Indian No.2: β€œI don’t know. I guess it depends on how close they are. Maybe we should try again?”

Indian No.3 (to Indian No.1): β€œYeah, try firing three more shots in the air.”

Indian No.1: β€œI would, but I only have two arrows left.”

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I went to a party in blue shoes.

But everyone said it was a blue-sy idea.

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We’re trying to come up with a plan to get my escaped helium balloon back. We’ve got some ideas.

But it’s still up in the air.

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40 is when you finally get your head together...

And your body has other ideas.

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Why did the chicken family cross the road?

They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.

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A small business owner was dismayed when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST BLACK FRIDAY PRICES.

The small business owner panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read MAIN ENTRANCE.

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I have an idea for a make-your-own hot dog place.

It’s called β€œWhat’s the Wurst That Could Happen?”.

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Can you guess why learning sign language is such a good idea?

Because it is quite handy!

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My friend was telling me about a wedding he is going to next year.

He said he’ll be wearing the same kilt as the groom.

I love the idea, but I’m really not sure how they’re both going to fit into it.

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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage.

It’s now called Red Bull.

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