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Short Ice Cream Jokes



An older couple is watching TV and the man stands up and says, β€œI’m going to the kitchen. Do you want anything?”

His wife answers, β€œYes, please get me some chocolate ice cream with sprinkles.”

The man starts to leave, when his wife says, β€œHoney, are you sure you don’t want to write that down, your doctor said you may need to in order to remember.”

β€œNo, no, I’m sure I’ll remember what you asked for.”

A few minutes later, he returns with fried eggs and toast.

His wife says, β€œWell, see, you did need to write that down. You completely forgot my bacon!”

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I wish I had as much hope as the guy driving the ice cream truck around in February.

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In 1973, my dad left to get ice cream and never came back.

Mom says he’s probably just lost because he hates stopping to ask for directions.

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You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, which is kinda the same thing.

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A quantum physicist and his friend go out for ice cream.

β€œWhat’s your favorite flavor?” asks the friend.

β€œCharm,” replies the physicist.

His friend looks at him.

β€œWhy is it that whenever I ask you a question,” begins the friend, β€œyour answer is always strange?”

β€œWell, it’s strange β€˜now’,” the physicist protests, β€œshouldn’t have waited a picosecond.”

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Just went to the store and bought milk, cereal, juice and ice cream.

Cashier: β€œYou must be single, right?”

Me: β€œYes! How did you know?”

Cashier: β€œBecause you’re ugly.”

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A bear walks into an ice cream shop.

Ice cream man: What can I get for ya?

Bear: Hi, I’d like a scoop of the chocolate...

Ice cream man: ...

Bear: ...

Ice cream man: ...

Bear: ...chip.

Ice cream man: Alright! One scoop of chocolate chip coming right up! By the way, what’s with the pause?

Bear (waving paws in the air): I'm a bear!

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Have you ever seen something so attractive and so hot that it makes you melt like ice cream when you see try to get close to it?

I haven’t. I think I’m seeing stars.

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I love Valentine’s Day: the bottle of wine, the heart-shaped ice cream cake...

Taking them home and eating them alone while crying and watching YouTube videos.

Good times.

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A penguin sent his car to the mechanic before going to the ice cream shop.

He ordered vanilla ice cream and gobbles it down before going back to the mechanic.

Mechanic: β€œIt looks like you blew a seal.”

Penguin: β€œAh no that’s just ice cream.”

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The ice cream parlor asks for my order.

Parlor: β€œHello Sir, can I take your order?”

Me: β€œYes, I’d like a male hot fudge sundae please.”

Parlor: β€œI’m sorry Sir, a male hot fudge sundae?”

Me: β€œYes, with nuts.”

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A beaver is eating an ice cream. He has a sour look on his face.

β€œI wish I’d reach the stick already,” he mumbles to himself.

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Somebody walks into an ice cream parlor

and asks, β€œWhat flavors do you have?”

The attendant says, β€œOver there on the signs on the wall, you’ll see them all.”

Client goes, β€œEhm, well I’ll have a cone with two scoops of β€˜Mondays Closed’.”

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When I was a kid you could walk into a shop with a quarter and come out with 2 cokes, 3 bags of chips, 2 chocolate bars and an Ice cream.

Nowadays, CCTV everywhere.

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A man goes to an ice cream stall in Siberia.

The owner asks, β€œWhich type of ice cream? The ice cream from the freezer, or the ice cream on the display cabinet?”

The man replies, β€œThe one in the freezer, I’m pretty sure it’s warmer in there.”

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Got an ice cream for my girlfriend.

Best trade I ever made.

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At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, β€œThat’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

β€œWhy should it?” answered her spouse. β€œI keep telling them it’s for you.”

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The cast of The Wizard of Oz go out for ice cream.

The Lion stops licking his cone, yelling, β€œOuch!” and gripping his temples.

The Tinman stops licking his cone, yelling, β€œOuch!” and gripping his temples.

Dorothy stops licking her cone, yelling, β€œOuch!” and gripping her temples.

The Scarecrow says, β€œWhat’s the matter with you guys?”

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I asked my girlfriend if she’d like a day of eating ice cream and hanging with her girl friends.

She said, β€œYes!”

I said, β€œGood, because I’m breaking up with you.”

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A woman asks a waiter, β€œWhat is this fly doing in my Ice cream?!”

The waiter says, β€œShivering, madam.”

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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, β€œCrushed nuts?”

β€œNo,” he replied, β€œarthritis.”

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Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

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Ice Cream Puns



I once saw a ghost made of chocolate and vanilla.

Ice creamed!

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Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought, β€œThe streets are strangely desserted tonight.”

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Do you want to get a sundae?

No, thanks, it’s only Thursday.

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How do astronauts eat their ice creams?

In floats.

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I tried looking up ice cream puns on the Internet but then my browser froze.

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A day without ice cream is practically un-cone-stitutional.

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Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?

It’s cool.

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Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

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Took my girlfriend to the ice cream factory and she fell into the Gelato machine.

She’s a sore babe now.

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Why do British ice cream cones carry an umbrella?

There’s always a chance of sprinkles.

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What do you get from an Alaskan cow ?

Ice Cream.

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What did the newspaper say to the ice cream?

What’s the scoop?

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How did Reese eat her ice cream?

Witherspoon.

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How do you make the ice cream more expensive?

Just put it in the fridge longer. It will turn into a Cold Stone.

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I sold a thousand CDs but only made enough money to buy one ice cream.

Probably because each CD was Milli Vanilli.

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Did you hear about the private who could shit ice cream?

He deserted his post.

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An ice cream, a creme brulee and a slice of cheesecake joined the army, but they abandoned their fellow soldiers on their first deployment.

They are wanted for dessertion.

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I was offered a job at the local ice cream shop, but I turned it down.

I don’t like working on sundaes.

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Ice Cream gets tested positive for Covid in China.

I hope they’ve put it straight into iceolation.

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Why couldn’t the color blind man sell ice cream?

His cones don’t work.

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Where does Goku keep his ice cream?

In the Freiza.

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What’s the motto of an ice cream shop in paradise?

Heaven ice day!

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What did Ernie say when Bert asked if he wanted ice cream?

β€œSure, Bert.”

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I have a lactose intolerant friend who sells ice cream for a living.

He can’t take it, but he can dish it out.

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My wife asked me if I ate the ice cream she had in the freezer.

I told her no. I ate it on the couch.

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Neapolitan Ice Cream Jokes



How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry.

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What giant dog is made of strawberry, vanilla and chocolate ice cream?

A Neapolitan Mastiff.

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My small friend always argues that vanilla, chocolate and strawberry are the three best ice cream flavors.

I think he has a Neapolitan complex.

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Ice Cream Birthday Jokes



What is a monster’s favorite part of a birthday celebration?

I scream.

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Where do kids get ice cream cakes on their birthdays?

At sundae school.

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What did the snowman say to the birthday girl?

Have an ice day!

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What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream?

You’re cool!

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What did the ice-cream say to the grumpy birthday cake?

What’s eating you?

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Hey shorty, it’s sherbet day!

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Which ice-cream flavor is always celebrating?

Birthday cake!

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How do you wish an ice cream a happy birthday?

β€œHope your birthday is gelato fun!”

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Knock Knock Ice Cream Jokes



Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œIce cream.”

β€œIce cream, who?”

β€œTobias some nice cold ice cream, you need some money.”

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œIce cream.”

β€œIce cream, who?”

β€œOx me nice and I will take you out for ice cream.”

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œIce cream.”

β€œIce cream, who?”

β€œIce cream every time I see a ghost!”

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œIce cream.”

β€œIce cream, who?”

β€œI scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œIce cream.”

β€œIce cream, who?”

β€œIce cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!”

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œFelix.”

β€œFelix, who?”

β€œFelix my ice cream, I’ll lick his!”

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œIce cream.”

β€œIce cream, who?”

β€œIce cream if you don’t let me in!”

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Knock! Knock!

β€œWho’s there?”

β€œWater.”

β€œWater, who?”

β€œWater you waiting for... Let’s get out the ice cream!”

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Flirty Ice Cream Jokes



I love you un-cone-ditionally.

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You put the β€˜hot’ in hot fudge sundae.

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You must be frozen yogurt, because I want to spoon you.

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You must be a gelato, because you make ice creams look bad.

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You could never be ice cream, because you are too hot!

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One scoop of me, plus one scoop of you, equals a big bowl of cute.

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It must be hot in here, because you’re making me melt.

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If you were ice cream, you would be my favorite flavor.

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I’m not here to play mind games.

Except brain freeze.

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I want you more than a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.

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I melt with you.

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I love you more than ice cream.

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I brought you a small spoon, in case you wanted to sample my flavor.

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Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you?

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Call me a dentist, because you are too sweet.

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Are you made of ice cream?

Because I can’t wait to eat you up!

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Long Jokes About Ice Cream



A young boy walks into an ice-cream parlor and asks for 12 scoops of ice cream.

In disbelief the cashier asked him to repeat his order.

β€œI want 12 scoops of ice cream sir.”

Not passing this huge order up the cashier went to work making sure the scoops were evenly balanced and could not tip over.

But before handing it over to him he asked the boy a question, β€œWhy did you want so many scoops of ice cream?”

β€œWell, if you had what I had you would order the exact same thing.”

The cashier hands him the cone but he’s a little confused and asked a another question.

β€œAnd what is it that you have that I don’t?”

The boy looked him in the eyes with a smirk on his face and said, β€œOnly two dollars in change.” And he ran out of parlor.

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One day this kid walks into an ice cream parlor and asks the guy behind the counter, β€œDo you have onion-flavored ice cream?”

The guy says, β€œNo, we don’t have onion-flavored ice cream.”

So the kid says, β€œOk,” and leaves.

The next day, the kid comes back in and asks the same question.

The guy again informs him that they don’t carry onion-flavored ice cream.

This goes on for a week, and the guy running the ice cream shop figures the kid is probably autistic.

So, one night, he goes home and starts to work on a recipe for onion-flavored ice cream. He stays up all night working and perfecting onion-flavored ice cream, just for this kid.

Then, the next morning, when the kid comes in at his usual time, and asks if they have onion-flavored ice cream, the guy answers him.

β€œYes! Yes, we have onion-flavored ice cream!”

The kid replies, β€œYou must be stupid. Who is gonna buy onion-flavored ice cream?!”

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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, β€œThis is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, β€œWhich do you want, son?”

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

β€œWhat did I tell you?”, said the barber. β€œThat kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

β€œHey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, β€œBecause the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

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