Enjoy our team's carefully selected I Love You Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Knock! Knock!
βWhoβs there?β
βOwl.β
βOwl, who?β
βOwl always love you.β
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A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didnβt speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words, and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her βmy darlingβ.
But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years.Β
At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years.Β
Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, βMy darling, I love you! Will you marry me?βΒ
And the lady said, βPardon?β
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βI love you,β I said. βDo you love me too?β
βYes,β my wife replied.
Me: βOn a scale of 1-10 that sounds about right.β
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I am so single. I went to Grand Canyon, alone.
I yelled βI love youβ just to hear it said back to me.
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In France, they donβt say βI love youβ.
Because they donβt speak English there.
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You donut know how much I love you!
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What did the electric socket say to their spouse?
βI love you a watt!β
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I donut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole bunch.
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I hope you like veggies cause I love you from my head tomatoes.
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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
βI love you with all my art!β
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Boyfriend: βI love you.β
Girlfriend: βIs that you or the wine talking?β
Boyfriend: βItβs me talking to the wine.β
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A T-Rex told his girlfriend, βI love you this much,β as he stretched out his arms.
To which the girlfriend replied, βThatβs not very much at all!β
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I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but itβs just not as big.
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I love you un-cone-ditionally.
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I love you more than ice cream.
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