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βI love you,β I said. βDo you love me too?β
βYes,β my wife replied.
Me: βOn a scale of 1-10 that sounds about right.β
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I am so single. I went to Grand Canyon, alone.
I yelled βI love youβ just to hear it said back to me.
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In Mexico, we donβt say βI love youβ.
Because we donβt speak English.
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You donut know how much I love you!
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What did the electric socket say to their spouse?
βI love you a watt!β
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I donut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole bunch.
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I hope you like veggies cause I love you from my head tomatoes.
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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
βI love you with all my art!β
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Boyfriend: βI love you.β
Girlfriend: βIs that you or the wine talking?β
Boyfriend: βItβs me talking to the wine.β
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A T-Rex told his girlfriend, βI love you this much,β as he stretched out his arms.
To which the girlfriend replied, βThatβs not very much at all!β
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I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but itβs just not as big.
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I love you un-cone-ditionally.
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I love you more than ice cream.
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