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I Love You Jokes


β€œI love you,” I said. β€œDo you love me too?”

β€œYes,” my wife replied.

Me: β€œOn a scale of 1-10 that sounds about right.”

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I am so single. I went to Grand Canyon, alone.

I yelled β€œI love you” just to hear it said back to me.

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In Mexico, we don’t say β€œI love you”.

Because we don’t speak English.

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You donut know how much I love you!

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What did the electric socket say to their spouse?

β€œI love you a watt!”

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I donut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole bunch.

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I hope you like veggies cause I love you from my head tomatoes.

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

β€œI love you with all my art!”

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Boyfriend: β€œI love you.”

Girlfriend: β€œIs that you or the wine talking?”

Boyfriend: β€œIt’s me talking to the wine.”

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A T-Rex told his girlfriend, β€œI love you this much,” as he stretched out his arms.

To which the girlfriend replied, β€œThat’s not very much at all!”

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I love you with all my butt.

I would say my heart, but it’s just not as big.

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I love you un-cone-ditionally.

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I love you more than ice cream.

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