Enjoy our team's carefully selected I Love You Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Owl.”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl always love you.”
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A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words, and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling”.
But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years.
At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years.
Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?”
And the lady said, “Pardon?”
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“I love you,” I said. “Do you love me too?”
“Yes,” my wife replied.
Me: “On a scale of 1-10 that sounds about right.”
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I am so single. I went to Grand Canyon, alone.
I yelled “I love you” just to hear it said back to me.
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In France, they don’t say “I love you”.
Because they don’t speak English there.
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You donut know how much I love you!
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What did the electric socket say to their spouse?
“I love you a watt!”
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I donut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole bunch.
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I hope you like veggies cause I love you from my head tomatoes.
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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
“I love you with all my art!”
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Boyfriend: “I love you.”
Girlfriend: “Is that you or the wine talking?”
Boyfriend: “It’s me talking to the wine.”
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A T-Rex told his girlfriend, “I love you this much,” as he stretched out his arms.
To which the girlfriend replied, “That’s not very much at all!”
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I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it’s just not as big.
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I love you un-cone-ditionally.
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I love you more than ice cream.
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