Enjoy our team's carefully selected Hump Day Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What did the man, eating pickles, say to two of his friends who were complaining about Wednesday?
“You two have got to dill with this hump today!”
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I rang work and said, “I can’t come in today. I have a wee cough.”
The boss said, “You have a wee cough?”
I said, “Wow, thanks, boss! See you next Wednesday!”
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What do you call a camel with no hump on a Wednesday?
Humph-rey.
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Why did the employee get a camel in the office building?
Because the boss said, “Bring in the hump day.”
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Going through a week really isn’t as hard as they say it is.
Once you get over the hump, the rest is easy.
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When you’re a camel, every day is hump day!
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When is the ideal day to have camel meat?
Wednesday.
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Why do camels make the best comedians on Wednesdays?
Because they know how to get everyone laughing over the hump.
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What is a camel’s favorite day of the week?
Hump day!
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What do you call it when it’s not raining on Wednesday?
Simply, dry hump day.
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