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The most loyal, kind and noble of all dog breeds is the hot dog.
Heβs the only one who feeds the hand that bites him.
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What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?
Stop touching my buns!
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What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard because itβs the best thing for a hot dog.
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A hot dog vendor brings a homeless man to court for standing near the stand and enjoying the smell of the meat as he ate his bread.
The judge is quite exasperated.
Judge to the homeless man: βDo you deny this?β
Homeless man: βNo, your honor.β
Judge: βDo you have any coins?β
Homeless man: βJust a few quarters, your Honor.β
Judge: βGive them here.β
Homeless man: βYour Honor, theyβre all I have!β
Judge: βThat may be so, but please just give me those coins.β
Homeless man: βVery well.β Hands over the coins.
Judge to the stand owner: βPay close attention.β Drops coins on the table. βDid you hear that?β
Stand owner: βYes, your Honor.β
Judge: βExcellent. Now you take the sound of those coins as payment for the smell of the meat.β
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They brought the hot dog in for questioning.
He gave the... wurst... answers.
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A man was sitting on a park bench eating a hot dog.
A woman with a small dog walked up to sit in another bench across from the man. Almost immediately, the little dog began barking incessantly at the man while he ate.
The man asked, βWould you mind if I throw him a bit?β
βNot at all,β the woman replied.
The man picked the dog up and tossed him over a wall.
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Two immigrants have just arrived in the United States and one says to the other, βI hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.β
βOdd,β her companion replies, βbut if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.β
Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart.
βTwo dogs, please,β she says.
The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter.
Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their βdogsβ.
One of them opens the foil and begins to blush.
Staring at it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously, βWhat part did you get?β
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