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A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart.
So she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut one of their tails off.
So she does. But then the other horse’s tail gets caught in a bush and rips off.
So she can’t tell them apart again.
She asks the farmer for advice a second time. He tells her to cut one of the horses ears.
So she does. But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence. She is still confused.
She asks the farmer what to do. He tells her to measure them.
She comes back and says, “The white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!”
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles.
Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Hey.”
The horse said, “Nah, just beer please. I just ate.”
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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asked him, “Why the long face?”
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A racehorse owner takes his horse to the vet.
“Will I be able to race this horse again?,” he asks.
The vet replies: “Of course you will, and you’ll probably win!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Horsp.”
“Horsp, who?”
Did you just say “horse poo?”
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Why did the owner name his racehorse “Bad News”?
Because bad news travels fast.
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