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A blonde buys two horses and she canβt tell them apart.
So she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut one of their tails off.
So she does. But then the other horseβs tail gets caught in a bush and rips off.
So she canβt tell them apart again.
She asks the farmer for advice a second time. He tells her to cut one of the horses ears.
So she does. But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence. She is still confused.
She asks the farmer what to do. He tells her to measure them.
She comes back and says, βThe white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!β
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President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles.
Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.
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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, βHey.β
The horse said, βNah, just beer please. I just ate.β
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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asked him, βWhy the long face?β
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A racehorse owner takes his horse to the vet.
βWill I be able to race this horse again?,β he asks.
The vet replies: βOf course you will, and youβll probably win!β
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Knock! Knock!
βWhoβs there?β
βHorsp.β
βHorsp, who?β
Did you just say βhorse poo?β
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Why did the owner name his racehorse βBad Newsβ?
Because bad news travels fast.
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